Give a damn
give a damn
give a damn
I will
The Hek
Monday, January 17, 2005
Sunday, January 16, 2005
Saturday, January 15, 2005
Friday, January 14, 2005
The Hek is sitting in a computer lab on a beautiful Friday morning. There's only about four other people with him. Everybody is typing away. Typing away as if there lives depended on it. Normally, I would be home at my own computer. However, once again fire alarm testing had to be done. This time, instead of the normal two hours, they will be testing that darn system for almost the entire day. Therefore, I need to find things to do.
So far, The Hek had breakfast, and I will probably go to the doctor's office. Then, at 1pm The Hek's going to head over to CKCU and help out there. This brings us to 3pm. Hopefully, everything will be done; so, I'll go take a nap.
I could go do that; or, maybe I'll just stay here and play with my self.
The Hek
So far, The Hek had breakfast, and I will probably go to the doctor's office. Then, at 1pm The Hek's going to head over to CKCU and help out there. This brings us to 3pm. Hopefully, everything will be done; so, I'll go take a nap.
I could go do that; or, maybe I'll just stay here and play with my self.
The Hek
Wednesday, January 12, 2005
Tuesday, January 11, 2005
Well, today is Tuesday; and you know what that means. It means that tomorrow is Wednesday which means, you should not forget to tune into the most electrifying hour in radio today: The Wednesday Morning Special Blend.
On tomorrow's show, Noel and I will be celebrating the fact that we have been doing this show for two years now. We are also going to talk about why I should NEVER EVER make NFL Playoff predictions again. Plus there will be the usual Tom Foolery. It's never a dull moment.
Tune in: Wednesday, 7-8am EST on CKCU 93.1 FM
The Hek
On tomorrow's show, Noel and I will be celebrating the fact that we have been doing this show for two years now. We are also going to talk about why I should NEVER EVER make NFL Playoff predictions again. Plus there will be the usual Tom Foolery. It's never a dull moment.
Tune in: Wednesday, 7-8am EST on CKCU 93.1 FM
The Hek
Monday, January 10, 2005
Today's Lesson: Don't mess with The Hek!
There is one thing The Hek will not tolerate, cold showers. For the last few months, getting hot water in my suite was as hard as finding Bigfoot. Many times, Carleton maitenance came to my place, worked on some things and, encouraged me that everything was fixed. Yet, time and time again, I would step into the shower and be forced to have ice cold water splash on MY F**KING BALLS!
Today was no exception. However, it would appear that someone could read my mind. After I came home class, there was a nice letter waiting for me. It was Carleton residence who apologized and offered me a handsome credit on my account.
Score one for The Hek.
The Hek
There is one thing The Hek will not tolerate, cold showers. For the last few months, getting hot water in my suite was as hard as finding Bigfoot. Many times, Carleton maitenance came to my place, worked on some things and, encouraged me that everything was fixed. Yet, time and time again, I would step into the shower and be forced to have ice cold water splash on MY F**KING BALLS!
Today was no exception. However, it would appear that someone could read my mind. After I came home class, there was a nice letter waiting for me. It was Carleton residence who apologized and offered me a handsome credit on my account.
Score one for The Hek.
The Hek
Sunday, January 09, 2005
Friday, January 07, 2005
Today's exciting EXPERIMENT:
The Hek eats lots and lots of baby scrimp to see if he is allergic to it.
I have never had scrimp before. There must have been a reason for this. Therefore, I will put my body to the test to see if scrimp swims down my system gracefully or, wages war on my insides.
So far, nothing to report.
The Hek
The Hek eats lots and lots of baby scrimp to see if he is allergic to it.
I have never had scrimp before. There must have been a reason for this. Therefore, I will put my body to the test to see if scrimp swims down my system gracefully or, wages war on my insides.
So far, nothing to report.
The Hek
Thursday, January 06, 2005
Good grief.
The Hek had a little too much to eat tonight. Gluttony was on my mind, I guess. Let's see, I had two tacos, two soft tacos, two slices of pizza, two cookies, some Spanish rice, some beef and an apple. There has to be tons of trans fats in all that.
Aw, well. What doesn't kill you makes you strong like bull.
The Hek
The Hek had a little too much to eat tonight. Gluttony was on my mind, I guess. Let's see, I had two tacos, two soft tacos, two slices of pizza, two cookies, some Spanish rice, some beef and an apple. There has to be tons of trans fats in all that.
Aw, well. What doesn't kill you makes you strong like bull.
The Hek
Wednesday, January 05, 2005
The following is a conversation that took place between The Hek and a Doctor who just finished medical school and is now in residence at a local Ottawa hospital. For those that are wondering, The Hek went in for a consultation because my f**king toe still has not healed. Anyway, here is the conversation.
Doctor: Okay The Hek, I am going to prescribe for you some medication to bring the swelling down.
The Hek: Sounds good to me.
Doctor: Alright let me just print it.....here you go.
The Hek: Thank you.........Wait a second, this isn't my prescription.
Doctor: What?
The Hek: Look, it's a prescription for someone named Lesley Theires.
Doctor: Oh! It is. Well you are clearly not Lesley and you probably won't want her birth control pills either. Sorry about that.
The Hek: No problem.
You gotta love medical students. Just before the conversation two other students came in. They looked at my toe and said, "Wow, that has got to hurt" and "Ew, gross."
And The Hek is proud to report that he got a B on his 18 page paper.
The Hek
Doctor: Okay The Hek, I am going to prescribe for you some medication to bring the swelling down.
The Hek: Sounds good to me.
Doctor: Alright let me just print it.....here you go.
The Hek: Thank you.........Wait a second, this isn't my prescription.
Doctor: What?
The Hek: Look, it's a prescription for someone named Lesley Theires.
Doctor: Oh! It is. Well you are clearly not Lesley and you probably won't want her birth control pills either. Sorry about that.
The Hek: No problem.
You gotta love medical students. Just before the conversation two other students came in. They looked at my toe and said, "Wow, that has got to hurt" and "Ew, gross."
And The Hek is proud to report that he got a B on his 18 page paper.
The Hek
Tuesday, January 04, 2005
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!!!!!
The Hek is back; safe and sound in good old Ottawa, Ontario, Canada after a very relaxing 18 day vacation. Let me you tell you something, brothers and sisters. This holiday break was off the Hizzel fo Shizzel, and in 2005, things are going to come alive.
And what better way to kick off the new year by tuning into the WEDNESDAY MORNING SPECIAL BLEND. The Hek guran-damn-tees it will be a great show with lots to talk about. Be sure to tune in. You will not regret it.
Wednesday, 7-8am EST on CKCU 93.1 FM
The Hek
The Hek is back; safe and sound in good old Ottawa, Ontario, Canada after a very relaxing 18 day vacation. Let me you tell you something, brothers and sisters. This holiday break was off the Hizzel fo Shizzel, and in 2005, things are going to come alive.
And what better way to kick off the new year by tuning into the WEDNESDAY MORNING SPECIAL BLEND. The Hek guran-damn-tees it will be a great show with lots to talk about. Be sure to tune in. You will not regret it.
Wednesday, 7-8am EST on CKCU 93.1 FM
The Hek
Saturday, December 18, 2004
Thanks for the question, Steve.
It will be interesting to see how the two Williams pan out for the Raptors. I not familiar with their stats but, it seems they're good at rebounding which is something the Raptors need. As for Zo Mourning. I really don't know what he can do for the Raptors. He is way past his prime. I have a bad feeling that this is going to be just like when Hakeem played for the Raptors; a big name player, way past his prime, who did nothing but sat on the bench and get injured.
The Hek is heading back home for the holidays. I can't wait!!!!
The Hek
It will be interesting to see how the two Williams pan out for the Raptors. I not familiar with their stats but, it seems they're good at rebounding which is something the Raptors need. As for Zo Mourning. I really don't know what he can do for the Raptors. He is way past his prime. I have a bad feeling that this is going to be just like when Hakeem played for the Raptors; a big name player, way past his prime, who did nothing but sat on the bench and get injured.
The Hek is heading back home for the holidays. I can't wait!!!!
The Hek
Tuesday, December 14, 2004
Be sure to tune into the Wednesday Morning Special Blend, tomorrow morning. It will be the last time The Hek will be on before his much deserved two week vacation. Noel and I will have all the usual Tom Foolery that is always expected. Think of it as the best show in the world to wake up to. It's like caffeine for the mind........poured into your ears.
Wednesday, 7-8am EST on CKCU 93.1 FM
The Hek
Wednesday, 7-8am EST on CKCU 93.1 FM
The Hek
Monday, December 13, 2004
The Hek finished his first essay today. One down, one to go.
I am very pleased to find out the Corey Koske has signed a deal with the Blue Jays. What this means is that Koske will take third base and Eric Hinske will move to first base. The main question for the 2005 season is who is going to step up now that Delgado is gone.
That's all for now. Time to watch the "Fat Albert Christmas Special.'
The Hek
I am very pleased to find out the Corey Koske has signed a deal with the Blue Jays. What this means is that Koske will take third base and Eric Hinske will move to first base. The main question for the 2005 season is who is going to step up now that Delgado is gone.
That's all for now. Time to watch the "Fat Albert Christmas Special.'
The Hek
Friday, December 10, 2004
Yesterday The Hek slept for 13 hours straight. I woke up in the early afternoon and prepared to go to the library for some studying. As I left, I looked out the window and said to myself, "That's the only time today I am going to see sunlight." It starts to get darker earlier and earlier these days. Now, it is winter so, it is normal for that to happen. However, it is getting dark at 3pm; that is not normal. Maybe, the end is near.
The Hek
The Hek
Tuesday, December 07, 2004
Don't forget to tune into another critically acclaiming episode of THE WEDNESDAY MORNING SPECIAL BLEND. This week Noel and I will once again bring our own unique look at the world.
Music News. Sports Recap. Entertainment Listings. Bytowne Listings. Plus much, more.
Wednesday 7-8am EST on CKCU 93.1 FM
The Hek
Music News. Sports Recap. Entertainment Listings. Bytowne Listings. Plus much, more.
Wednesday 7-8am EST on CKCU 93.1 FM
The Hek
Monday, December 06, 2004
Now, for your reading pleasure: The last 30 hours in The Hek's life!
Sunday, 9:00am: The Hek wakes up refreshed and ready to tackle his 15-20 page paper.
Sunday, 10:45am: The Hek begins to write.
Sunday, 1:00pm: three pages
Sunday, 4:00pm: six pages, The Hek decides to eat something.
Sunday, 7:00pm: nine pages
Sunday, 8:00pm: 10 pages, The Hek starts flipping out. Decides to take break. Watches WWE match with German commentators.
Sunday, 10:00pm: Break ends
Monday, 12:00am: 12 pages
Monday, 3:00am: 15 pages, The Hek slowly begins to lose compassion he may have had for his paper
Monday, 3:330am: The Hek begins to curse his existence.
Monday, 3:45am: The Hek snaps out of it.
Monday, 5:00am: The Hek finishes his paper. 18 pages. Not bad. Feels pretty good about himself. Prepares to go to bed. Fire alarm goes off in building. Bad timing.
Monday, 6:00am: The Hek finally gets to bed.
Monday, 8:30am: The Hek wakes up not refreshed.
Monday, 11:30am: Paper receives an edit
Monday, 1:00pm: English paper handed in
Monday, 6:oopm: The Hek makes corrections to the 15-20pager and hands it in.
Goodbye Fall Term
The Hek
Sunday, 9:00am: The Hek wakes up refreshed and ready to tackle his 15-20 page paper.
Sunday, 10:45am: The Hek begins to write.
Sunday, 1:00pm: three pages
Sunday, 4:00pm: six pages, The Hek decides to eat something.
Sunday, 7:00pm: nine pages
Sunday, 8:00pm: 10 pages, The Hek starts flipping out. Decides to take break. Watches WWE match with German commentators.
Sunday, 10:00pm: Break ends
Monday, 12:00am: 12 pages
Monday, 3:00am: 15 pages, The Hek slowly begins to lose compassion he may have had for his paper
Monday, 3:330am: The Hek begins to curse his existence.
Monday, 3:45am: The Hek snaps out of it.
Monday, 5:00am: The Hek finishes his paper. 18 pages. Not bad. Feels pretty good about himself. Prepares to go to bed. Fire alarm goes off in building. Bad timing.
Monday, 6:00am: The Hek finally gets to bed.
Monday, 8:30am: The Hek wakes up not refreshed.
Monday, 11:30am: Paper receives an edit
Monday, 1:00pm: English paper handed in
Monday, 6:oopm: The Hek makes corrections to the 15-20pager and hands it in.
Goodbye Fall Term
The Hek
Saturday, December 04, 2004
Thursday, December 02, 2004
Well, the snow has finally shown up. We are coverd in it. Meanwhile my foot has still not healed from my procedure in August. Looks like more meds for me. Fun.........
Wednesday Blend went really well. The first hour and 45 minutes flew by, then from 8:50 - 9:30 it started to feel like a 2.5 hour show. All in good fun.
The Hek
Wednesday Blend went really well. The first hour and 45 minutes flew by, then from 8:50 - 9:30 it started to feel like a 2.5 hour show. All in good fun.
The Hek
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