Holy Scat!
I found this amazing job opportunity that just opened up: President Of Cuba!
I am so going to send in an application. I think I'm fully qualified. I'm thoughtful, respectful, friendly, I work diligently and I am always prepared. What can I say? I'm a team player.
For the life of me, I cannot think of any reason why I would not be given this position.
WHO'S WITH ME?!?!
Now, if you excuse me, I have a cover letter to write.
The Hek
4 comments:
*smacks
- Mr. Wood
Hey, if you need any references, I know this pretty smart socialist chick that lives somewhere south of toronto . . .
<3 a.
I'll loan you my copy of The Communist Manifesto so you can brush up for the interview ;-D
Thanks folks! Now all I need is some army fatigue :-)
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