A good friend said this to me:
Certain things are not meant to be for a reason. Certain things are not meant to be because you're on the path to something better.
The Hek
Wednesday, March 31, 2004
Tuesday, March 30, 2004
Tomorrow on the Wednesday Morning Special Blend, we will be interviewing a representative from Carleton's Falun Gong Society. They are putting on a mock trial and charging Jiang Zemin with committing crimes against humanity. Should be interesting!!
7-8 AM EST on CKCU 93.1 FM
The Hek
7-8 AM EST on CKCU 93.1 FM
The Hek
Monday, March 29, 2004
This Day In History
March 29, 1996
Seven years ago, I saw my first-ever professional basketball game. It was the Toronto Raptors taking on the Orlando Magic. This was when Orlando was an awesome team and still had Shaq. The final score was 126-86 for the Magic. The seats were bad and the Raptors stank.
Just like this season.
Nothing much has changed.
The Hek
March 29, 1996
Seven years ago, I saw my first-ever professional basketball game. It was the Toronto Raptors taking on the Orlando Magic. This was when Orlando was an awesome team and still had Shaq. The final score was 126-86 for the Magic. The seats were bad and the Raptors stank.
Just like this season.
Nothing much has changed.
The Hek
Sunday, March 28, 2004
Saturday, March 27, 2004
Last year, I was able to follow the exciting action of the National Lacrosse League mainly because the arena for the Ottawa Rebel was a ten minute walk from campus. However, over the summer the team folded so I have not been able to keep up with what is going on, which is a shame. Lacrosse is an awesome game to watch and most teams get good crowds. Anyway, the Toronto Rock are in first place, go Rock go!
The Hek
The Hek
Friday, March 26, 2004
Wednesday, March 24, 2004
A Minnesota Winter
August 12th: Moved to our new home in Minnesota, Beautifull here. The northern woods are so majsetic. Can't hardly wait for snow. I love it here.
October 14th: Minnesota is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have turned colors-shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the country and saw some deer, They are so graceful...certainly they are the most beautiful animals on the earth. I really love it here.
November 11th: Dear season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it will snow soon. What a beautiful place.
December 12th: Snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with white. It looked like a postcard! We went outside and cleared the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight ( I WON ) ,and when the snow plow came by we got to shovel the driveway again, What a beautiful place. I love Minnesota.
December 14th: More snow last night. I love it. The snow plow did his trick to the driveway again. It's so great here.
December 19th: More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work. I am exhausted from shoveling. Fucking snow plow.
December 22nd: More of the white shit fell last night, I have blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snow plow hides around curves and waits until i'm done shoveling the driveway, Asshole!!!
December 25th: Merry Fucking Christmas! More fucking snow. If I ever get my hands on the son-of-a-bitch who drives that snow plow, I swear I'll kill the bastard. Don't know why they use salt on the roads to melt the fucking ice.
December 27th: More white shit fell last night, Been inside for three days except for shoveling the driveway after that snow plow goes through. Can't go anywhere--the car's stuck in a mountain of white shit. The weatherman says to expect 19" of the shit again tonight. Do you know how many shovels of snow 19" is ?
December 28th: The fucking weatherman was wrong, We got 34" of that white shit this time. At this rate, it won't melt before summer, The snow plow got stuck up the road and that bastaard came to the door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him I had broken six-shovels already shoveling all the shit he pushed into the driveway, I broke my last shovel over his fucking head.
January 4th: Finally got out of the house today, Went to the store to get food and on the way back a damn deer ran in front of my car and I hit it. Did $3,000 damage to the car, Those fucking beasts should be killed. Wish the hunters would have killed them all last November.
May 3rd: Took the car to the garage in town, would you believe the thing is rusting out from all that fucking salt they put all over thte road?
May 10th: Moved to Texas, I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever live in that god-forsaken state of Minnesota !!!
The Hek
August 12th: Moved to our new home in Minnesota, Beautifull here. The northern woods are so majsetic. Can't hardly wait for snow. I love it here.
October 14th: Minnesota is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have turned colors-shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the country and saw some deer, They are so graceful...certainly they are the most beautiful animals on the earth. I really love it here.
November 11th: Dear season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it will snow soon. What a beautiful place.
December 12th: Snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with white. It looked like a postcard! We went outside and cleared the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight ( I WON ) ,and when the snow plow came by we got to shovel the driveway again, What a beautiful place. I love Minnesota.
December 14th: More snow last night. I love it. The snow plow did his trick to the driveway again. It's so great here.
December 19th: More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work. I am exhausted from shoveling. Fucking snow plow.
December 22nd: More of the white shit fell last night, I have blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snow plow hides around curves and waits until i'm done shoveling the driveway, Asshole!!!
December 25th: Merry Fucking Christmas! More fucking snow. If I ever get my hands on the son-of-a-bitch who drives that snow plow, I swear I'll kill the bastard. Don't know why they use salt on the roads to melt the fucking ice.
December 27th: More white shit fell last night, Been inside for three days except for shoveling the driveway after that snow plow goes through. Can't go anywhere--the car's stuck in a mountain of white shit. The weatherman says to expect 19" of the shit again tonight. Do you know how many shovels of snow 19" is ?
December 28th: The fucking weatherman was wrong, We got 34" of that white shit this time. At this rate, it won't melt before summer, The snow plow got stuck up the road and that bastaard came to the door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him I had broken six-shovels already shoveling all the shit he pushed into the driveway, I broke my last shovel over his fucking head.
January 4th: Finally got out of the house today, Went to the store to get food and on the way back a damn deer ran in front of my car and I hit it. Did $3,000 damage to the car, Those fucking beasts should be killed. Wish the hunters would have killed them all last November.
May 3rd: Took the car to the garage in town, would you believe the thing is rusting out from all that fucking salt they put all over thte road?
May 10th: Moved to Texas, I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever live in that god-forsaken state of Minnesota !!!
The Hek
Tuesday, March 23, 2004
Tomorrow on the Wednesday Morning Special Blend, Noel and I will be recapping the Budget. We will also have our music news, sports report, weather and all types of good wholesome fun. Tune in 7-8am EST on CKCU 93.1 FM.
The Hek
The Hek
Monday, March 22, 2004
Sunday, March 21, 2004
Thursday, March 18, 2004
The Hek was the fill-in Sports Editor at The Charlatan this week. The issue is out and it looks great! I had a lot of fun but I have to tell you, laying out is a bitch. If your in the Ottawa area, be sure to pick it up. It's got a lot of good stuff in it.
The Hek
The Hek
Wednesday, March 17, 2004
The Hek loves poetry
A Robin's Song
By Shelly
As I awoke this morning
Sleepfull with a yawn
A robin perched upon my sill
To signal of the dawn
Oh lovely was it's message
How sweetly did it sing
It beconed me to rise and shine
With song and fluttered wing
So I arose so gently
To give it's song a lull
I gently closed the window
And crushed its fucking skull.
Nice
The Hek
A Robin's Song
By Shelly
As I awoke this morning
Sleepfull with a yawn
A robin perched upon my sill
To signal of the dawn
Oh lovely was it's message
How sweetly did it sing
It beconed me to rise and shine
With song and fluttered wing
So I arose so gently
To give it's song a lull
I gently closed the window
And crushed its fucking skull.
Nice
The Hek
Saturday, March 13, 2004
Friday, March 12, 2004
Celebrating 21 years of The Hek
Well I am off Montreal for an improv tournament. My friends and I at the Carleton Improv Association (CIA) will be taking on some of the best improv teams in Quebec. The CIA, however, is there to entertain. I'm sorry but if you look at improv and try to win instead of entertaining then, you turn improv into a sport. Which means that you enforce rules. But Improv has no rules and in the end it's not at all fun when you make it a sport.
Last year we went to this tournament and due to the actions of some of the CIA members we figured that the organizers would never invite us back. But, they have!
Get ready Montreal!!!!!!
The Hek
Well I am off Montreal for an improv tournament. My friends and I at the Carleton Improv Association (CIA) will be taking on some of the best improv teams in Quebec. The CIA, however, is there to entertain. I'm sorry but if you look at improv and try to win instead of entertaining then, you turn improv into a sport. Which means that you enforce rules. But Improv has no rules and in the end it's not at all fun when you make it a sport.
Last year we went to this tournament and due to the actions of some of the CIA members we figured that the organizers would never invite us back. But, they have!
Get ready Montreal!!!!!!
The Hek
Thursday, March 11, 2004
Wednesday, March 10, 2004
Huge news from the world of wrestling!
BROCK LESNAR IS QUITTING THE WWE AFTER WRESTLEMANIA 20
This is quite horrible because he was one of the rising stars. His rise comes at a crucial time when the WWE badly needs to make new stars. Brock Lesnar also represents the future of the WWE. Ten years from now, there will be no Rock, no Stone Cold, no HHH, no Ric Flair. Ten years from now it will be John Cena, Randy Orton, Batista, Paul London, Charlie Hass, Shelton Benjamin and Brock Lesnar. Well, not anymore I guess.
As you can tell, The Hek is quite outraged by this announcement and pissed as well.
The Hek
BROCK LESNAR IS QUITTING THE WWE AFTER WRESTLEMANIA 20
This is quite horrible because he was one of the rising stars. His rise comes at a crucial time when the WWE badly needs to make new stars. Brock Lesnar also represents the future of the WWE. Ten years from now, there will be no Rock, no Stone Cold, no HHH, no Ric Flair. Ten years from now it will be John Cena, Randy Orton, Batista, Paul London, Charlie Hass, Shelton Benjamin and Brock Lesnar. Well, not anymore I guess.
As you can tell, The Hek is quite outraged by this announcement and pissed as well.
The Hek
Tuesday, March 09, 2004
Oh, what a crazy day in the NHL.
Don't forget to tune into the Wednesday Morning Special Blend. Not sure what we're doing but, I am sure it will be fine and dandy like apple candy.
7-8AM EST on CKCU 93.1 FM
The Hek
Don't forget to tune into the Wednesday Morning Special Blend. Not sure what we're doing but, I am sure it will be fine and dandy like apple candy.
7-8AM EST on CKCU 93.1 FM
The Hek
Attention celebrities! Are you looking for a place to get your precious mail delivered? Then look no further then THE CIRCUS OF THE DAMNED!
The circus of the damned takes all types of celebrities from Joan Rivers to that kid from the Partridge Family. And you can always expect top quality service...........Or, a girl all dressed in black who will probably dance on your grave when you chose to leave this mortal world.
So act now before its too late!
This public service announcement was brought to you by The Hek.
If ya smell what The Hek is cookin'
- I really wish she would remember who the hockey player was.
The Hek
The circus of the damned takes all types of celebrities from Joan Rivers to that kid from the Partridge Family. And you can always expect top quality service...........Or, a girl all dressed in black who will probably dance on your grave when you chose to leave this mortal world.
So act now before its too late!
This public service announcement was brought to you by The Hek.
If ya smell what The Hek is cookin'
- I really wish she would remember who the hockey player was.
The Hek
Sunday, March 07, 2004
Friday, March 05, 2004
Thursday, March 04, 2004
All Hek, all the time. Nothing but the best!
Sunday: Fever
Monday: Completely stuffed
Tuesday: Sore throat and nasty cough
Wednesday: Loss of voice
Thursday: Ear infection
Friday: TBA
When the Hek gets the flu, he makes sure that he covers all the bases. Stupid flu.
Try doing a one hour radio show with a hoarse and rasp voice. It is not fun, believe me.
The Hek
Sunday: Fever
Monday: Completely stuffed
Tuesday: Sore throat and nasty cough
Wednesday: Loss of voice
Thursday: Ear infection
Friday: TBA
When the Hek gets the flu, he makes sure that he covers all the bases. Stupid flu.
Try doing a one hour radio show with a hoarse and rasp voice. It is not fun, believe me.
The Hek
Wednesday, March 03, 2004
Tuesday, March 02, 2004
The Hek is back up to 80% and plans to be at 100% by tomorrow!
Speaking about tomorrow....
Tomorrow on the Wednesday Blend, Noel and I will have the Razzie results, the results from Super Tuesday and all types of Tom Foolery.
Tune in, 7-8AM EST on CKCU 93.1 FM.
The Hek
Speaking about tomorrow....
Tomorrow on the Wednesday Blend, Noel and I will have the Razzie results, the results from Super Tuesday and all types of Tom Foolery.
Tune in, 7-8AM EST on CKCU 93.1 FM.
The Hek
Monday, March 01, 2004
What a shitty, shitty day. I basically stayed in bed all day and ate little. Fortunately, I feel my flu symptoms to be wearing off but I am drained. Stupid flu. I had to skip my classes and I never do that. I cannot afford to miss those. And what really bugs me is the fact that I'm not doing anything and I am sweating like a porn star. Stupid, stupid flu.
Well the oscars were held last night. I was extremely happy to see Denys Arcand pick up the award for best foreign film for The Barbarian Invasions. I've seen Jesus de Montréal and enjoyed it. I recommend his films to everybody.
But now the big news: There's a new episode of Teen Girl Squad!!!!!
Cheerleader
So and So
What's her face
The Ugly One
Did I mention that I hate this flu?
The Hek
Well the oscars were held last night. I was extremely happy to see Denys Arcand pick up the award for best foreign film for The Barbarian Invasions. I've seen Jesus de Montréal and enjoyed it. I recommend his films to everybody.
But now the big news: There's a new episode of Teen Girl Squad!!!!!
Cheerleader
So and So
What's her face
The Ugly One
Did I mention that I hate this flu?
The Hek
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