Attention celebrities! Are you looking for a place to get your precious mail delivered? Then look no further then THE CIRCUS OF THE DAMNED!

The circus of the damned takes all types of celebrities from Joan Rivers to that kid from the Partridge Family. And you can always expect top quality service...........Or, a girl all dressed in black who will probably dance on your grave when you chose to leave this mortal world.

So act now before its too late!

This public service announcement was brought to you by The Hek.

If ya smell what The Hek is cookin'

- I really wish she would remember who the hockey player was.

The Hek