Showing posts with label barack obama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label barack obama. Show all posts

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Fill In The Blanks

1. Barack Obama will be the _________ President ever.

2. The Raptors will _________ the playoffs.

3. ________ dancer.

4. The best Canadian beer is _________.

5. The best American beer is _________.

6. The film that will win "Best Picture" at the upcoming Oscars will be _________.

7. Jimmy Kimmel is ________.

8. National _________ League.

9. Out of all the Star Trek films, the best one was _________.

10. Who ________ Roger Rabbit?

- ER

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Barack is so great, they named a city after him

Okay, not exactly.

However, there is an actual city in Japan called Obama. There's also a rail line in the western part of Japan called the Obama Line.

And if you don't believe me, here's the proof.

- ER

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Choices: Barack Or Hillary

I think I'm on to something.

Every American voter who is supporting the Democrats has a tough choice: Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton. They both have their strengths and weaknesses. They both have their core groups. Someone has to lead the party. The question is who will it be. It's a very tough choice. However, I've come up with a way that will eliminate the tough choice and make every liberal voter happy.

LET'S FUSE THEM!

Yes, your reading that correctly. Let's take Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton and fuse them together. Their bodies, their minds, their souls, their likes, their dislikes, their strengths. Let's bring it all together and create the ultimate democratic presidential candidate: Barack Clinton, or Hillary Obama, or we can give this political beast a cool acronym like BOHC, or HRCBHO.

ALL HAIL PRESIDENT HRCBHO!!!!

Can it be done? Absolutely! Come on, the Pentagon can't be just a building with conference rooms. There's bound to be some top secret laboratory in the bowels of the building, with some weird contraption that can make it happen. Seriously, how hard can it be?

That, my friend, is an Eric Rosenhek solution.

The Hek