Holiday Hockey Hullabaloo

For your Christmas/Holiday reading pleasure, I give you another installment of Zamboni Ramblings.

The latest targets:

- The National Hockey League Players' Association; aka the NHLPA
- The IIHF World Junior Hockey Championships
- Bruce F***ing Boudreau
- Calgary Teddy Bears

Let the bodies hit the floor.

- ER

First For You, Motherf***er

There are few people who can make swearing sound like poetry. Samuel L. Jackson is one such person.

Every time he screams Motherf***er, it's like a song bird expressing his beautiful sound.

It made me wonder - what if Samuel L. Jackson added his own zest to the tag lines of popular Canadian companies?

Here are some of the results:

- Sleep Country Canada: Why buy a motherf***ing mattress anywhere else?

- Tim Horton's: Always motherf***ing fresh, always Tim motherf***ing Horton's.

- Trust the motherf***ing Midas touch.

- Canada Post: From any motherf***ing place to any motherf***er.

- Zellers: Everything From 'A' to the last motherf***er in the alphabet.

- Beauty at the motherf***ing Bay.

- RBC Royal Bank: First for you, motherf***er.

- CIBC. For what motherf***ing matters.

- The Globe and Mail: Canada's motherf***ing National Newspaper

- Harvey's makes your hamburger a beautiful motherf***er

The Hek