Apparently a scientist in England did some calculations and is now stating that today is the worst and most depressing day of the year. The reasons for this include: 1. The fact that by now, people have given up on their new year's resolutions; 2. Everyone's credit card bills from the holiday break are coming in; and 3. The weather is shit.
Can't say The Hek disagrees. Except for the credit cards. The Hek has no credit cards.