"My son is not the father of this girl's baby. No sixteen-year-old girl is going to ruin my son's life. My son cannot be the father. It's impossible. He only has one testicle."
The woman's son was just a few feet away from her.
The Hek
Showing posts with label Maury Povich. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Maury Povich. Show all posts
Friday, March 07, 2008
Thursday, April 05, 2007
The Three Part Secret
I was watching Maury Povich last week and saw this clip that was so horrible/funny.
"S" and "L" have been together for a number of years. They have known each other since Kindergarten. S and L want to get married and have a family; but before they do, S has to tell L about a secret he's been keeping from her. The secret comes in three parts.
Maury: Okay S, what is the first part of the secret?
S: Well.....I've been cheating on L.
Audience: Ohhhhhhh!
Maury: What's the second part?
S: Um......the person I've been having the affair with, is L's mother.
Audience: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Maury: How long have you been seeing L's mother?
S: About three years.
Maury: Alright, what's the third part?
S: There's a possibility that I'm the father of L's little sister.
Audience: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Maury: Wow......when was the last time you slept with L's mother?
S: This morning, just before the show.
Audience:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
In case you're wondering, L actually forgave S.
Scandalous. Absolutely, scandalous.
The Hek
"S" and "L" have been together for a number of years. They have known each other since Kindergarten. S and L want to get married and have a family; but before they do, S has to tell L about a secret he's been keeping from her. The secret comes in three parts.
Maury: Okay S, what is the first part of the secret?
S: Well.....I've been cheating on L.
Audience: Ohhhhhhh!
Maury: What's the second part?
S: Um......the person I've been having the affair with, is L's mother.
Audience: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Maury: How long have you been seeing L's mother?
S: About three years.
Maury: Alright, what's the third part?
S: There's a possibility that I'm the father of L's little sister.
Audience: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Maury: Wow......when was the last time you slept with L's mother?
S: This morning, just before the show.
Audience:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
In case you're wondering, L actually forgave S.
Scandalous. Absolutely, scandalous.
The Hek
Friday, February 16, 2007
0 For 11
I didn't forget. I just wasn't able to post this last week.
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And now, the Maury Povich "You Are Not The Father" Moment Of The Week.
Preamble: The woman in this clip, had appeared in ten separate episodes. Each time, she accused a different man of being the father of her child. Each DNA test came back negative. Will the 11th time be the charm?
It's so horrible, it's funny.
The Hek
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And now, the Maury Povich "You Are Not The Father" Moment Of The Week.
Preamble: The woman in this clip, had appeared in ten separate episodes. Each time, she accused a different man of being the father of her child. Each DNA test came back negative. Will the 11th time be the charm?
It's so horrible, it's funny.
The Hek
Friday, February 02, 2007
Super Sunday
After much thought and analysis, I have decided to endorse the Indianapolis Colts. I am predicting that Payton Manning will lead the Colts to victory and be crowned the champions of Super Bowl XLI. My apologies to all those who are supporting the Chicago Bears.
For those who will be watching the Super Bowl for the festivities rather then the actual game, here is some important information: (1.) Gloria Estefan will be performing during the "pre-game" show. Usually, a Super Bowl pre-game show starts at 1:oo and goes until 6:00, so be sure to check CBS's schedule to find out the exact time of when Ms. Estefan goes on. (2.) Billy Joel will be singing the national anthem. (3.) Prince will be the main act for the half-time show. I'm really excited for this. As long as he sticks with his tunes from the 1980's and stays away from any of the new stuff, the show will be off the charts.
Enjoy the game.
And now, the Maury Povich "You Are Not The Father" moment of the week:
Like I said, this is so horrible, it's funny.
The Hek
For those who will be watching the Super Bowl for the festivities rather then the actual game, here is some important information: (1.) Gloria Estefan will be performing during the "pre-game" show. Usually, a Super Bowl pre-game show starts at 1:oo and goes until 6:00, so be sure to check CBS's schedule to find out the exact time of when Ms. Estefan goes on. (2.) Billy Joel will be singing the national anthem. (3.) Prince will be the main act for the half-time show. I'm really excited for this. As long as he sticks with his tunes from the 1980's and stays away from any of the new stuff, the show will be off the charts.
Enjoy the game.
And now, the Maury Povich "You Are Not The Father" moment of the week:
Like I said, this is so horrible, it's funny.
The Hek
Friday, January 26, 2007
Weekend Tidbits
I found this off a random blog:
"A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.
No further studies are expected."
*****
And now, the Maury Povich "You are not the father" moment of the week:
It's so horrible, it's funny.
Have a nice weekend.
The Hek
"A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.
No further studies are expected."
*****
And now, the Maury Povich "You are not the father" moment of the week:
It's so horrible, it's funny.
Have a nice weekend.
The Hek
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