Thursday, April 05, 2007

The Three Part Secret

I was watching Maury Povich last week and saw this clip that was so horrible/funny.

"S" and "L" have been together for a number of years. They have known each other since Kindergarten. S and L want to get married and have a family; but before they do, S has to tell L about a secret he's been keeping from her. The secret comes in three parts.

Maury: Okay S, what is the first part of the secret?

S:
Well.....I've been cheating on L.

Audience:
Ohhhhhhh!

Maury:
What's the second part?

S:
Um......the person I've been having the affair with, is L's mother.

Audience:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Maury:
How long have you been seeing L's mother?

S:
About three years.

Maury:
Alright, what's the third part?

S:
There's a possibility that I'm the father of L's little sister.

Audience:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Maury:
Wow......when was the last time you slept with L's mother?

S:
This morning, just before the show.

Audience:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


In case you're wondering, L actually forgave S.

Scandalous. Absolutely, scandalous.

The Hek

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, when you've known each other that long...

It's still horrible.

- Mr. Wood

Eric Rosenhek said...

One day, everyone will look back at the situation and laugh. At least, I hope they will.