I was watching Maury Povich last week and saw this clip that was so horrible/funny.
"S" and "L" have been together for a number of years. They have known each other since Kindergarten. S and L want to get married and have a family; but before they do, S has to tell L about a secret he's been keeping from her. The secret comes in three parts.
Maury: Okay S, what is the first part of the secret?
S: Well.....I've been cheating on L.
Maury: What's the second part?
S: Um......the person I've been having the affair with, is L's mother.
Maury: How long have you been seeing L's mother?
S: About three years.
Maury: Alright, what's the third part?
S: There's a possibility that I'm the father of L's little sister.
Maury: Wow......when was the last time you slept with L's mother?
S: This morning, just before the show.
In case you're wondering, L actually forgave S.
Scandalous. Absolutely, scandalous.