My Future Involves The Runs

Your Anti Climactic Fortune

Deep into your future, I forsee: Diarrhea

The Anti Climactic Fortune Teller

Wow.....that is quite anti climatic.

The Hek

The Arty Kid

Arty Kid

Whether you were a drama freak or an emo poet, you definitely were expressive and unique. You're probably a little less weird these days - but even more talented!

Who Were You In High School?

Wow, this was bang on.

In other news, full mark to Sun TV for airing old episodes of Super Dave. I loved that show. It was also one of the few shows my family and I would watch together. Nothing says "quality family time" more then watching some poor guy get seriously hurt. Although usually he deserved it.

The Hek

Facebook Tally

Here is some information you can share at the dinner table, at a party, or when you are trying to impress the opposite/same sex.

Let's begin:

- There are 236 Facebook groups related to Stephen Harper. Some groups support the Prime Minister. Others are against him. My favourite group is, "Give Harper Time To Write His Book About Hockey."

- There are 13 groups related to Erik Bedard. Three of the 13 groups want Bedard to win the Cy Young award. He has a shot, but Josh Beckett and Roy Halladay are definitely in front of him.

- There are only two groups dedicated to Buck 65. That does not seem fair.

- There is a group related to the Arcade Fire with almost 2400 members.

- There is a group dedicated to Global's Leslie Roberts. It's called "Leslie Roberts is a DILF Fan Club." No, I am not kidding. Here's the group's description: "Leslie Roberts is a pimp, in the sexy sort of way.... I mean, just look at what his seed created!!! From his dashing good looks (emphasized by his sea-blue eyes), incredible sense of style (supplied by Global CanWest Media) to his poise and articulation on the news to even his 'silly laugh' and soulful voice singing "sexyback" by Justin Timberlake."

- There are no groups specifically for Olivia Chow. However, her husband is the subject of 64 groups.

- There is a group called "Friends of Relic From The Beachcombers." It has 85 members.

- The "Jenny Gear Fan Club" only has six members. Ouch.

- There are four groups dedicated to Danger Bay. One group wants the series remade.

- Finally, PublicBroadcasting.ca has a Facebook group. You should go join that.

The Hek

Fill in the blanks - The August Edition

1. Transformers was a _______ film.

2. Once I was the king of _______.

3. By the end of this year, the Premier of Ontario will be _______.

4. New Kids On The Block were a _______ group.

5. Chicago _____ Sox.

6. ______ is the loneliest number.

7. Run _____ run.

8. It's the ______ of the tiger.

9. My idle weather condition is _________.

10. Stop the _______.

Thanks for playing.

The Hek

A Therapist?!

You Are 82% Grown Up, 18% Kid

Your emotional maturity is fully developed, and you have an excellent grasp on your emotions. In fact, you are so emotionally mature - you should consider being a therapist!

How Emotionally Mature Are You?

The Hek

*A very mature podcast: Episode 43 of the Audio Circus*

Secretly Very Wild?

Your Lust Quotient: 42%

You are definitely a lustful person, but you do a good job of hiding it. Your friends would be surprised to know that your secretly very wild!

How Much Lust Do You Have?

The Hek

*Love for everyone! Episode 42 of the Audio Circus*

Nothing Is Going To Change That

You Are 4% Republican

If you have anything in common with the Republican party, it's by sheer chance. You're a staunch liberal, and nothing is going to change that!

How Republican Are You?

You Are 20% Democrat

If you have anything in common with the Democrat party, it's by sheer chance. You're a staunch conservative, and nothing is going to change that!

How Democrat Are You?

Interesting. A unique perspective of my political views, as I sit upon this fence.

BTW, I've added some new links. Check them out if you get the chance.

The Hek

Naughty, But Not Trashy

This might be a cause for debate.

Your Mind is PG-13 Rated

Your mind is definitely a little dirty. You're naughty, but not trashy. You don't shy away from a dirty joke, and you're clearly not a prude.

Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

The Hek

Now With 32% Wrath

A late post due to a storm in Toronto. The power was knocked out for a number of hours. Anyway......

Your Wrath Quotient: 32%

Sometimes you get really angry, but nothing out of the norm. While you may wish someone harm, it's pretty unlikely that you'd actually do anything about it.

How Much Wrath Do You Have?

The Hek

*No Wrath Here! Episode 37 of the Audio Circus*

I Hope I never Die

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"Nice doggy."

What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

The Hek

Take That, Peter Parker!

You Are Spider-Man

Quick and agile, you have killer instincts (literally). And that kind of makes up for the whole creepy spider thing.

What Superhero Are You?

The Hek

*Be sure to catch Episode 34 of the Audio Circus*

Follow That...........Hek

You Are Big Bird

Talented, smart, and friendly... you're also one of the sanest people around. You are usually feeling: Happy. From riding a unicycle to writing poetry, you have plenty of hobbies to keep you busy. You are famous for: Being a friend to everyone. Even the grumpiest person gets along with you. How you live your life: Joyfully. "Super. Duper. Flooper."

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

I need to start looking for a big nest.

The Hek

That's It! I'm Moving!

Destination.....

You Belong in Dublin

Friendly and down to earth, you want to enjoy Europe without snobbery or pretensions. You're the perfect person to go wild on a pub crawl... or enjoy a quiet bike ride through the old part of town.

What European City Do You Belong In?

I hope the Irish like baseball.

The Hek

*Perfect for any journey: Episode 32 of the Audio Circus*