Tuesday, March 23, 2004

Tomorrow on the Wednesday Morning Special Blend, Noel and I will be recapping the Budget. We will also have our music news, sports report, weather and all types of good wholesome fun. Tune in 7-8am EST on CKCU 93.1 FM.

The Hek

Monday, March 22, 2004

Great. A service error just erased my blog for the day.

Congratulations to the Carleton university Ravens Men's Basketball team for winning their second straight national title.

The Hek.

Sunday, March 21, 2004

Too bad about Belinda Stronach.

Superstar Billy Graham. Now there's someone who could lead the Conservatives.

Last year at this time, I spent Saturday night in the library doing research for a paper. Today, one year later, I did the exact same thing. Strange.

The Hek

Thursday, March 18, 2004

The Hek was the fill-in Sports Editor at The Charlatan this week. The issue is out and it looks great! I had a lot of fun but I have to tell you, laying out is a bitch. If your in the Ottawa area, be sure to pick it up. It's got a lot of good stuff in it.

The Hek

Wednesday, March 17, 2004

The Hek loves poetry

A Robin's Song
By Shelly

As I awoke this morning
Sleepfull with a yawn
A robin perched upon my sill
To signal of the dawn
Oh lovely was it's message
How sweetly did it sing
It beconed me to rise and shine
With song and fluttered wing
So I arose so gently
To give it's song a lull
I gently closed the window
And crushed its fucking skull.

Nice

The Hek

Saturday, March 13, 2004

Celebrating 21 years of The Hek

Cake? Cake sounds good.

The Hek

Friday, March 12, 2004

Celebrating 21 years of The Hek

Well I am off Montreal for an improv tournament. My friends and I at the Carleton Improv Association (CIA) will be taking on some of the best improv teams in Quebec. The CIA, however, is there to entertain. I'm sorry but if you look at improv and try to win instead of entertaining then, you turn improv into a sport. Which means that you enforce rules. But Improv has no rules and in the end it's not at all fun when you make it a sport.

Last year we went to this tournament and due to the actions of some of the CIA members we figured that the organizers would never invite us back. But, they have!
Get ready Montreal!!!!!!

The Hek

Thursday, March 11, 2004

Wednesday, March 10, 2004

Huge news from the world of wrestling!

BROCK LESNAR IS QUITTING THE WWE AFTER WRESTLEMANIA 20

This is quite horrible because he was one of the rising stars. His rise comes at a crucial time when the WWE badly needs to make new stars. Brock Lesnar also represents the future of the WWE. Ten years from now, there will be no Rock, no Stone Cold, no HHH, no Ric Flair. Ten years from now it will be John Cena, Randy Orton, Batista, Paul London, Charlie Hass, Shelton Benjamin and Brock Lesnar. Well, not anymore I guess.

As you can tell, The Hek is quite outraged by this announcement and pissed as well.

The Hek

Tuesday, March 09, 2004

Oh, what a crazy day in the NHL.

Don't forget to tune into the Wednesday Morning Special Blend. Not sure what we're doing but, I am sure it will be fine and dandy like apple candy.

7-8AM EST on CKCU 93.1 FM

The Hek
Attention celebrities! Are you looking for a place to get your precious mail delivered? Then look no further then THE CIRCUS OF THE DAMNED!

The circus of the damned takes all types of celebrities from Joan Rivers to that kid from the Partridge Family. And you can always expect top quality service...........Or, a girl all dressed in black who will probably dance on your grave when you chose to leave this mortal world.

So act now before its too late!

This public service announcement was brought to you by The Hek.

If ya smell what The Hek is cookin'

- I really wish she would remember who the hockey player was.

The Hek

Sunday, March 07, 2004

The Hek is not a big fan of Sunday. But at least I am no longer sick. On a side note, convenience stores are suppose to be convenient. But none of them sell Q-TIPS!!

The Hek
Everybody Loves The HEKstar Runner!!!!

This cough is getting on my nerves.

The Hek

Friday, March 05, 2004

Carleton Ravens: 62
Ottawa Gee-Gees: 61

One second.

One second could have made all the difference.


Sunday: Fever
Monday: Stuffed
Tuesday: Sore throat and nasty cough
Wed: Loss of voice
Thursday: Ear infection
Friday: Sweating too excessively

Have a good weekend everyone.

The Hek

Thursday, March 04, 2004

All Hek, all the time. Nothing but the best!

Sunday: Fever
Monday: Completely stuffed
Tuesday: Sore throat and nasty cough
Wednesday: Loss of voice
Thursday: Ear infection
Friday: TBA

When the Hek gets the flu, he makes sure that he covers all the bases. Stupid flu.

Try doing a one hour radio show with a hoarse and rasp voice. It is not fun, believe me.

The Hek

Wednesday, March 03, 2004

The Hek needs a doctor. The Hek needs a doctor.

"Doctor, my right ear is completely blocked. I can not hear for shit. It's Frosh Week 2002 all over again. Good doctor, GET THE PUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The Hek

Tuesday, March 02, 2004

The Hek is back up to 80% and plans to be at 100% by tomorrow!

Speaking about tomorrow....

Tomorrow on the Wednesday Blend, Noel and I will have the Razzie results, the results from Super Tuesday and all types of Tom Foolery.

Tune in, 7-8AM EST on CKCU 93.1 FM.

The Hek

Monday, March 01, 2004

What a shitty, shitty day. I basically stayed in bed all day and ate little. Fortunately, I feel my flu symptoms to be wearing off but I am drained. Stupid flu. I had to skip my classes and I never do that. I cannot afford to miss those. And what really bugs me is the fact that I'm not doing anything and I am sweating like a porn star. Stupid, stupid flu.

Well the oscars were held last night. I was extremely happy to see Denys Arcand pick up the award for best foreign film for The Barbarian Invasions. I've seen Jesus de Montréal and enjoyed it. I recommend his films to everybody.

But now the big news: There's a new episode of Teen Girl Squad!!!!!

Cheerleader

So and So

What's her face

The Ugly One

Did I mention that I hate this flu?

The Hek

Sunday, February 29, 2004

Looks like The Hek has been sidelined with a fever and sore throat.

:-(

I really hate being sick. I do not have time to be sick.

The Hek

Friday, February 27, 2004

Today, I went to see The Passion of The Christ.

It was not the best movie I have seen but, it certainly ranks up there. It is a very moving and powerful film. If I were to compare it to another film, I would say that it is the same as Saving Private Ryan , in the sense of both film's brutal reality and their ability to make the viewer feel the main character's pain.

As a person of Jewish faith, I was interested to see how the Jews would be portrayed in the film. I was worried that the film unknowingly might have had an anti-Semitic stance in it. Fortunately this was not the case. The theme of this film is to love your fellow humans despite the little differences (ie: creed, culture, religion) and to forgive those who mistreat you.

On a side note, the dialogue of the film was spoken in Aramaic. I don't know a lot about this particular language but I detected some Hebrew and Latin in it.

Well to conclude, The Hek absolutely recommends this movie. I will admit, It does have some gory parts so, make sure you don't eat a heavy meal.

The Hek