I found this amazing job opportunity that just opened up: President Of Cuba!
I am so going to send in an application. I think I'm fully qualified. I'm thoughtful, respectful, friendly, I work diligently and I am always prepared. What can I say? I'm a team player.
For the life of me, I cannot think of any reason why I would not be given this position.
WHO'S WITH ME?!?!
Now, if you excuse me, I have a cover letter to write.