Spam Of The Week

This week's spam comes from the "Lottery Draw."

Subject line: ! ! ! FÉLICITATION ! ! !

LE ROYAUME-UNI EN COLABORATION AVEC LA COMPAGNIE D’EXPLOITATION
DESMINES D’OR. RECOMPENSE INTERNATIONALE DE LA PROMOTION DE LONDRE.SIEGE/
OUAGADOUGOU AU BURKINA-FASO,12EME. AVENUE KWAME N'KRUMAH 01 BP.RÉFÉRENCE
DE GAGNANT:LP/26510460037/03.
GROUPE : 24/00319
www.acculotto.com
AVIS DE GAIN ACCORDE
IL EST NOTRE PLAISIR DE VOUS INFORMER PAR CETTE DECLARATION DES
GAGNANTS DE LONDRES DES MILLIONS DE RÉCOMPENSES INTERNE DE LA LOTERIE TENUE A
LA DATE DU 29 DECEMBRE 2007. VOTRE ADRESSE EMAIL A ETE SELECTIONNE PAR
NOS COLLECTEURS ELECTRONIQUES DE VISITEURS DE SITE WEB DANS
L'IDENTIFICATION DE VOTRE PATRONAGE AUX SERVICES D'INTERNET.

DANS L'ASPIRATION FINALE, VOTRE NOM A ETE ATTACHE AU BILLET LE NUMERO
6325698-44596-222, AVEC LE NUMERO DE SERIE 410-32659, DESSINANT LES
NUMEROS CHANCEUX 4014-236985744-596 QUI A PAR CONSEQUENT GAGNE DANS LA
22EME CATEGORIE.

VOUS AVEZ ETE DONC APPROUVE POUR UNE SOMME FORFAITAIRE DE
(EUROS €850,000.00 HUIT CENTS ET CINQUANTE MILLE EUROS), COMPTANT N°
ACCREDITE DE DOSSIER:LP/26510460037/03. C'EST UN PRIX TOTAL COMPTANT DE
(EURO €48.000.000.000 QUARANTE HUIT MILLIARDS D'EURO) MIS EN COMMUN
ENTRE 22 PAYS INTERNATIONAUX DANS CETTE CATEGORIE. TOUS LES PARTICIPANTS
ONT ETE CHOISIS PAR UN SYSTEME DE VOTE A PARTIR D'ORDINATEUR TIRE DE
25.000 NOMS D'AFRIQUE,D'AUSTRALIE, DE NOUVELLE ZELANDE, D'AMERIQUE, EUROPE,
D'AMERIQUE DU NORD ET D'ASIE EN TANT QU'ELEMENT DU PROGRAMME
INTERNATIONAL DE PROMOTION QUI EST CONDUIT ANNUELLEMENT POUR ENCOURAGER
L'UTILISATION DE L'INTERNET ET DES PROGRAMMES BASES PAR INTERNET.

NOUS SOMMES ENCHANTES DE VOUS EXPRIMER NOS FELICITATIONS SINCERES.
NOUS ESPERONS QU'AVEC UNE FRACTION DE VOTRE ARGENT GAGNE, VOUS AURIEZ
AU MOINS LE PRIVILEGE DANS VOTRE SOCIETE ET PARTICIPER EGALEMENT A NOS
PROMOTIONS DE HAUT PRIX L'ANNEE PROCHAINE, PLUS DE 100 MILLIONS D’EUROS
DE LA LOTERIE INTERNATIONALE.

POUR VOS INFORMATIONS SUR LA FAÇON DONT VOUS COMMENCEREZ LE TRAITEMENT
ET LE VIREMENT DE CE FONDS VERS VOTRE COMPTE INDIQUE DE VOTRE CHOIX,
VEUILLEZ CONTACTER LE DIRECTEUR DE RECLAMATION INDIQUE CI-DESSOUS POUR
RECEVOIR VOTRE ARGENT DE GAIN IMMEDIATEMENT :

LOTERIE NATIONALE PROMOTIONS/PRIX DONNANT LA RÉCOMPENSE
12EME .AVENUE KWAME N'KRUMAH
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO.
NOM : Mr.Mohammed Salif.
Email :claiiming_info_bf01@yahoo.fr

RAPPELEZ-VOUS QUE CETTE RECLAMATION DE GAIN EST FIXE A 14JOUR
OUVRABLE,A DEFAULT TOUS LES FONDS SERONT RETOURNES AU MINISTERE DES AFFAIRES
ECONOMIQUES COMME NON REVENDIQUES.

NOTE : AFIN D'EVITER UN RETARD INUTILE ET DES COMPLICATIONS,
MENTIONNES VOS REFERENCE ET NUMEROS DE LOT DANS CHACUN DE VOS
CORRESPONDANCES AVEC NOUS OU VERS LA BANQUE DE NOTRE COMMANDITAIRE DU MEME RANG.
A CAS OU IL Y AURA UN CHANGEMENT QUELCONQUE DE VOS ADRESSES, INFORMEZ
LE DIRECTEUR POUR TRAITER VOTRE TRANSACTION AUSSITOT QUE POSSIBLE.

! ! ! FÉLICITATION ! ! !

LES FELICITATIONS DE TOUT NOTRE PERSONNEL ET VOUS NOUS REMERCIONS DE
FAIRE PARTIE DE NOTRE PROGRAMME DE PROMOTIONS. N'IMPORTE QUELLE
INFRACTION DE CONFIDENTIALITE DE LA PART DES GAGNANTS RESULTERA A LA
DISQUALIFICATION.

NOUS SOUHAITONS QUE VOUS AYEZ CONTINUE A GAGNER DE BONNES FORTUNES.LES
MEILLEURS VOEUX.
LA DIRECTION DE L’ORGANISATION DE LOTERIE.

Thanks. We salute you

The Hek

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Spam Of The Week

This week's contribution comes from Suleman Muhammed:

My Dear Good Day,

PLEASE URGENT ATTN.

Do accept my sincere apologies if my mail does not meet your personal ethics.I am Mr SULAMAN MUHAMMED The manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance department of my Bank.

In my department I discovered an abandoned sum of US$8.5M, (Eight Million, Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars) with account number 14-2558-5976 that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his wife and only daughter in a plane crash of Alaska Airlines Flight number 261 which crashed on January 31, 2000. You shall read more about the crash on visiting this site:
http://www.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.list/

The owner of this account is Mr. Morris Thompson an American and great industrialist and a resident of Alaska. It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business proposal to you and for our bank to release the money to you. You have to follow the instruction which I will be send to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and I don't want this money to go into our bank treasury as unclaimed bill.

The banking law and guidelines here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after nine 9 years, the money will be transfered into the bank treasury as unclaimed fund. The money has now stayed more than seven to eight years and I am preparing documentaion to prove that this money has been transfered to our bank treasury. It will be between me and you only that will know that the money is not transfered into our treasure.

This request of foreigner as next of kin in this transaction is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and as an insider i cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner. In appreciation of your assistance, I am offering you 40% of the total sum. 10% for contingencies (cost of transfer/other charges) likely to be incurred during the course of transaction, while the remaining 50% is for me.Upon receipt of your reply.

I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application which you will complete and forward to our bank asking for this money to be paid to you as the next of kin to Mr;Morris Thomson. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch-free and that you should not entertain any fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer. You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this mail through the above email. PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY YOU SHOULD CONSIDER MY URGENT REQUEST.

Yours Faithfully,
Mr SULEMAN MUHAMMED

Thanks Suleman. We salute you.

The Hek

Spam Of The Week

How did Mike Huckabee take the Iowa primary? Two words: Chuck Norris.

Anyway, our spammer this week is Zam Taamar.

I am Zam tamaar, I am 45 years old married with three (3) children the Bank Manager of BANK OF AFRICA BURK,INA FASO I obtained your address particulars from an Internet address listing, and hence I contacted you in confidence on this very urgent and confidential proposition that is of mutual benefit to us all and our children.

On 27th of May 2001, a Foreigner Mr. Albert G. Hudson A Gold Consultant/merchandise here in my Country (BURKINA FASO) operated a domiciliary Account, which its value is USD$15, 000,000.00 (Fifteen Million United States Dollars) in my branch, without presenting a usual information on his Next of Kin beneficiary, we accepted this due to the fact that Banks are conservative and will always honor a customer's wishes, especially high net worth customers.

For about four (7) years now, we have been looking forward to any vital information on the depositor, but it has been confirmed that the original depositor (Mr. Albert G. Hudson) has died in London, on making this discovery my Bank has been expecting the relative or next of kin of the original depositor to come up for the claim of this funds, but since no one has turned up for the claim and fund is still sitting in my Bank in the Dormant Account Portfolio, which I have been protecting awaiting the appropriate time to convert this fund for personal utilization.

I see it as the appropriate time to actualize the arrangement, but this could not be actualized without the help of a Foreign Partner, hence I have resolved to contact you in confidence to work as my Foreign partner as to have this claim processed in your favor, by presenting you as a distant relative of this customer for the immediate transfer of the funds into an Account that will provided by you as the beneficiary, pending my arrival there in your Country for sharing and investment purposes, which will be carried out without your assistance there in your Country.

This call is important due the Banking Law here in my Country, that domiciliary Accounts that have been Dormant for 7 Years, should be revert to the Federal Government Treasury, hence the partnership is essential as I have rehearsed and perfected all arrangement on this, that it is not necessary you come from the same country with him as you will not be required to visit my country.

The method of achieving the objective of transferring this money abroad in your favor as the beneficiary, is completely legal and proper way is simple, we should operate under an accredited Law Firm of this Bank (representing you as BENEFICIARY) to execute a series of affidavits in support of your claim. These will be approved. The money transfer paperwork itself will include a certificate of origin so that the receiving bank does not ask questions or refuse the money as money laundering. Also, the paperwork will include proper certification that the funds being transferred are from non criminal sources. In short this will be a proper and legal money transfer and there is no risk, hence the confidentiality is maintained on your side as the beneficiary to the Estate of the late Mr. Albert G. Hudson.

To actualize this arrangement, from your side as a partner I will require the following details:-

NAME IN FULL.

ADDRESS IN FULL.

YOUR MOBILE NUMBER.

AGE.

MARITAL STATUS AND NATURE OF JOB.

This transaction is guaranteed to succeed without any problems. On the receipt the above requested information, I will give you my complete address, including phone/ fax etc and any further clarifications and step you may require.

I have resolved that the sharing should be thus:-

55% is for me as the Initiator and the Bank Manager.

40% is for you as my Foreign Partner.

5% is for reimbursement of every expense that we may incur in the course of actualizing the arrangement.

Forward your response to this my confidential e-mail: (zam_tamaar@myway.com).

Yours Truly,

zam tamaar

Thanks Zam. We salute you.

The Hek

Spam Of The Week

This one comes from Natasha Frank:

My name is Mr,s Natasha Frank of Tanzania, I am married to
(EngMr.Pius frank) from united kingdom(u.k) who has
an appointment in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso as the chief managing
director to(Abbas Gold Mining Association Burkina-Faso West Africa)
under Engineering project/contract awarding
section.

My husband died as a result of plan crash in Burkina-Faso ,
while he was coming back from Accra Ghana
on project inspection on Saturday 10 th December 2005.

Before his death as a result of our joint account
venture we have $7.3 million (us)dollars in our fixed
deposit account.

Due to my bareness I don’t have a child and am
of age, I am 68 years now and my doctor told me that
based on my kidney and liver failure disease. I can
not stay to live up three mount ahead, and I am having
serious problem with my husband’s family
members.

I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am
going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of
the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will
fight
my course and I shall hold my peace.

Therefore I need a God fearing person who will assure
me that he/she will use this fund to help the
Motherless baby homes, Orphanage and Charity
organization, Less privileged
Propagating the word of God.

I took this decision because I don't have any child
that will inherit this money. As soon as I receive
your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank.

I want you to always pray for me because I don’t
have more days to live.

Thanks Natasha. Get well soon. We salute you.

The Hek

Spam Of The Week

This week's spam comes from JC Martins:

I am MR JC MARTINS the bill and exchange manager in charge of auditing and accounting unit foreign remittance department of African development bank(ADB)ouaga-burkina faso in west Africa.
With due respect and regards I have decided to contact you on a business transaction that will be very beneficial to both of us at the end of the transaction.

During our investigation and auditing in the bank, my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to a deceased customer, a foreigner who died in a plane crash with his family during their vacation journey and the fund has been dormant in his account with the bank without any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation before my discovery to this development,Although personally, I kept this information secrete within myself and to enable the whole plans and idea be profitable and successful during the time of execution.

The amount involved is $ 5 million U.S.A dollars ( Five Million U.S.A Dollars) Meanwhile, all the necessary arrangement and directives needed to put claim over this fund as the next of kin to the deceased is ready, Upon your acceptance all the information will be forward to you as soon as you indicate your interest and willingness to assist me and also benefit your self to this great business opportunity.

In fact, I could have done this deal alone but because of my position in this country as a civil servant,we are not allowed to operate a foreign account and would eventually raise an eye brow on my side during the time of transfer because I work in this bank, this is the actual reason why it will require a second party or fellow who will forward claims as the next of kin with affidavit of trust of Oath to the bank and also present a foreign account to the bank where you will need the said fund to be transferred into, after due verification and clarification to designated bank account.

We agree that 30 % of this money will be for you as foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account, 10 % will be set aside for expenses incurred during the business and 60 % would be for me. There after I will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated. Therefore to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as relations or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location where in the money will be remitted .

Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email, the text of the application. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer.

Please you have been adviced to keep top secret as I am still in service and intend to retire from service after I conclude this deal with you, I will be monitoring the whole situation here in the bank until you confirm the money in your account and ask me to come down there for subsequent shearing of the fund according to percentages previously indicated and further investment,either in your country or any other country you may advice me to invest in.

All other necessary information will be sent to you when I hear from you, I suggest you get back to me as soon as possible, stating your wish in this deal.

Waiting for your soonest response.
Yours faithfully,

I am MR JC MARTINS ,
Bill and Exchange Manager,
African Develoment Bank(ADB)

Thanks JC. We salute you.

The Hek

Spam Of The Week

Before I start, I have this bad feeling some of you were unable to read the last few posts. I put up this NHL widget and I think it created a bunch of problems. So, my question to you is, can you see the posts now?

Meanwhile, our spam this week comes from Yaro Ojo:

FROM THE DESK OF MR.YARO OJO.
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING MANAGER,
BANK OF AFRICA,(B.O.A)
OUAGADOUGOU-BURKINA FASO,
WEST AFRICA.

DEAR FRIEND,

I AM MR.YARO OJO,THE AUDITTING MANAGER OF BANK OF AFRICA BURKINA
FASO.DURING MY INVESTIGATION AND AUDITTING IN THIS BANK,I CAME ACROSS A VERY
HUGE SUM OF MONEY BELONGING TO A DECEASED PERSON WHO DIED ON JULY 2002
IN A PLANE CRASH AND THE FUND HAS BEEN DORMANT IN HIS ACCOUNT WITH THIS
BANK WITHOUT ANY CLAIM, EITHER FROM HIS FAMILY OR RELATIONS.THE SAID
AMOUNT IS U.S$1.5m(ONE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS).

MEANWHILE ALL THE WHOLE ARRANGEMENT TO PUT CLAIMS OVER THIS FUND AS THE
BONAFIDE NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED,GET THE REQUIRED APPROVAL AND
TRANSFER THIS MONEY TO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT HAS BEEN PUT IN PLACE.THE
TRANSFER OF THIS FUND WILL REQUIRE A SECOND PARTY WHO WILL FORWARD CLAIMS AS
THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE BANK AND ALSO PRESENT A FOREIGN ACCOUNT WHERE THE
FUND WILL BE TRANSFERRED AFTER PAYMENT APPROVAL IS GRANTED.THE REQUEST
OF A FOREIGNER AS NEXT OF KIN IN THIS BUSINESS IS OCCASSIONED BY THE
FACT THAT THE CUSTOMER WAS A FOREIGNER AND A BURKINABE CANNOT STAND AS
NEXT OF KIN TO A FOREIGNER.

MOREOVER,I WILL NOT FAIL TO INFORM YOU THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100%
RISK FREE.YOU WILL BE ENTITLED TO 30% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS
GRATIFICATION,WHILE 10% WILL BE SET ASIDE TO TAKE CARE OF EXPENSES THAT MAY ARISE
DURING THE TIME OF TRANSFER,60% WILL BE FOR ME.I WILL BE MONITORING THE
WHOLE TRANSACTION HERE IN THIS BANK UNTIL YOU CONFIRM THE TOTAL FUND IN
YOUR ACCOUNT.CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY IF YOU ARE INTRESTED AND CAPABLE TO
HANDLE THE TRANSACTION.

I AM URGENTLY WAITING FOR YOUR MAIL.
BEST REGARDS,
MR.YARO OJO.

Thanks Yaro. We salute you.

The Hek

Spam Of The Week

My Audio Circus account gets a ton of spam-mail each week. Therefore, I thought I would highlight the effort people give just to extort you.

This one comes from Lindiwe Zuma:

Hello,

It is out of desperation I am sending you this email. I would like to
remain anonymous for now till I am able to trust your confidentiality
in
this matter.

My husband and I need your help to front for us as owners of funds that
are his which might come under investigation if the funds ownership is
not
changed soonest as my husband's finances are increasingly becoming the
source of investigation by our Detractors.

The source of this fund, which my husband’s earnings would not
validate,
will further sink him into the cesspool dug by our enemies. It is
because
of the dire situation we find ourselves that we resolve to reach you
and
ask for your assistance in this matter.

It is only customary in Africa when one occupies a high position like
my
husband did, to enjoy the privilege of being presented with
gratifications
sometimes through the award of contracts especially by companies that
came
into operation during his tenure. But due to the recent plot by our
detractors towards my husband, hence we immediately wish to move some
funds away that his income cannot account for and which came in form of
gratification while he was in office.

We are averse to letting those we know here in my country into this
transaction because we are no longer sure who our friends are. You will
be
handsomely rewarded if you choose to help us in partnership in this
deal.

I will be expecting to hear from you as soon as possible, and will
disclose further details to you upon your response. Do well not to
disclose the content of this mail to anyone please.

Best Regards,

Mrs. Lindiwe Zuma.

Thanks Lindiwe. We salute you.

The Hek