Now Celebrating 23 years...
To help end your weekend on a funny note, here are some of the CIA quotes from Vanganza (taken without permission from Owen's blog).
7:05pm Noel (Carleton!) This will be a scene in Gibberish. Which I guess you call Quebecois...
Noel: YouÂre one of those upper-class, sense-of-entitlement jaywalkers!
7:29pm Abby: Remember the last time you tried to spin an elaborate scientific lie?!
7:45 Noel: WhoÂs going to need to chew gum 24 7? Hookers!
Eric: And people at vaganza!
Noel: What would catch the hookerÂs attention? Money! We can make the package look like money!
7:52pm Owen: I am the amalgamated clone descendent of Pat Roberston, Bill OÂReilly, Queen Victoria and the Pope... and his first stripper.
7:55pm Abby (WorldÂs Worst Whale) Kirsten, look at my sparkly spout! IÂm Your Little Whale!
David (WorldÂs worst construction worker): Aw, shit, weÂre out of lego.
7:59pm Abby: Ok look Kirsten, IÂve lined up all our construction helmests, taken hamsters, put glue on their feet, and now theyÂre going to race and weÂll see who gets to the other side of the room first!
Kirsten: YouÂre a monster!
:18 Noel: So what would you like, weÂve got a psychedelic soup with lots of flavours and colours or weÂve got, uh, steak.
Âmelbourne! where even the genitalia are upside down!Â Noel with city slogans
Hour 16: 3-4am (Photo: Moby Dick)
3:36 - Eric: ItÂs something you think about in general and often
3:45 - Noel: We need a dead celebrity
Mariana: Marilyn Monroe
Maryam: Yup, sheÂs dead.
3:52 - Kirsten: Hey, you really smell like nuts.
7:12am: Mariana and Adam have cracked, and are just jabbering madly to each other on stage (Coffee of Doom!). Josh and Eric are valiantly trying to play Deaths in a Minute over the noise.
7:13am: Mariana and Adam are back to normal.
7:13am (Deaths in a minute on the moon)
Adam: IÂve discovered water on the moon....... TSUNAMI! (still too soon)
Eric: All I got to say is keep pushing
Eric: My main goal in life is to develop a normal... well, not a normal, but a Canadian accent.
Merav: Just having Paris HiltonÂs name taped to my back makes me feel skanky.
Josh: You are skanky.
[not part of a scene]
8: 36am Eric: I thought you were about to start teabagging everyone spontaneously (not part of the scene)
8:40am: Arvind takes off sheets of paper--but leaves the sheep.
8:50am Arvind is a suicidal cigarette who smokes himself half to death and then stubs himself out in an act of desperation.
Josh: Can I get a weird and wacky object that youÂre not sure why it ever existed?
Andrew: The keeper!
Mariana: Hey, the keeper is fucking awesome, okay?
Josh: WhatÂs the keeper?
Mariana: The keeper is a menstrual cup. Instead of tampons, which absorb blood, the keeperÂ
Josh: Okay, thatÂs enough of that. Can I have something you would find in a hornetÂs nest, that isnÂt hornets?
Mariana: What are you, twelve?!
Eric: WeÂre talking about Josh here.