Thursday, October 12, 2006

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I need money.

Ideally, the money would come from a job in broadcasting. It would be enough for me to move out of my parents house and resume the independence and growth I had in Ottawa. Unfortunately, this plan is not working out as I hoped. I'm bringing in some but, it's not enough. However, I have come up with a way to make money as I continue the old job search:

Sponsorship and advertising!

Yes, you're reading correctly. I'm giving all major corporations out there the chance to sponsor my thoughts, feelings, movements and actions throughout the day. For a respectable fee, you can have your company's name mentioned in all my written entries. Best part of all is that no one will notice a difference in how I write. Just take a look at this sample entry:

The Hek's Timex Wake Up Call was at 6:15am, today. He rolled out of bed, thinking about how comfortable his sleep was, thanks in large part to the new Simmons Rest-Easy mattress. After assembling his wardrobe, provided by Roots, The Hek made his way to the kitchen. He enjoyed some toast and a healthy bowl of Cheerios which now, contains zero grams of sugar. Next stop, the bathroom where, The Hek brushed his teeth and remarked how great they look ever since he started using the Crest Whitestrips.

Throwing on his Addidas, The Hek went outside and headed to the bus stop. Fortunately, he didn't have to wait long as York Region Transit always provides convenient busses. Hey, they not only move The Hek but the entire York Region as well.

The Hek arrived at work with enough time to say hello to Johnny, the friendly service attendant at Esso. The work day was full exciting moments which The Hek captured on the new Nikon Digital camera. He also enjoyed a hearty lunch which included a delicious bowl of Tim Horton's chili.

Finally, the day came to an end and The Hek headed home excited, as he was going to watch the baseball game on his Panasonic High Definition television.

The Microsoft Current Mood: Happy

The Taco Bell Current Music: The new single from Canadian Idol winner, Eva Avila. Now available at HMV.

See what I mean. The change is so minimal, no one has any proof to call me a sell-out.

The Hek


Billy said...

You are a sad, sad man.

Yet I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

The Hek said...

dude, you're the second person who's called me a "sad, sad man."

Subscribe away! Just click on one of the icons and follow the instructions. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

Stick with that plan and I'll kill you.

And I won't use a brand-name rifle either.

- Mr. Wood

The Hek said...

I see. you'd pull out the old John Malkovich wooden gun that almost killed a president. good thing Clint was there.

Anonymous said...

I can call you whatever I want, you Corporate Whore.


The Hek said...

Whore is a bit too rough. Howabout Coporate soldier?