Friday, November 03, 2006

Battle Of The Titans: House Of Pain!

The following contest is scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first. From the Academy, weighing in at over 300 pounds, Officer Thomas 'House' Conklin! (This was the best I could find. There's no photo of the guy on the internet.)

And his opponent. From Baltimore, weighing in at 150 pounds, Dr. Gregory House!

This would be one hell of a battle. My money would be on the good Doctor. Although good is not a word to describe the man's people skills. Here's his strategy: He comes up with a number of ways to beat Officer House, that don't work but then, figures out the proper way to beat him. All done within 60 minutes.

The Hek

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