My phone rings and I get excited. When I pick up the phone I hear this awkward pause. It is then that I realize that someone is about to mispronounce my name and try to sell me something.
On many occasions, I have been tempted to mess with a telemarketer's mind. Unfortunately, my conscience convinces me not to.
Fortunately, there are people like Tom Mabe, who give into this type of temptation.
For your listening pleasure: How to prank a telemarketer.