I saw a squirrel with a little Tim Hortons bag in his mouth. He climbed a tree while his teeth clenched the bag, which may have contained a maple donut. Of course, science has shown us that squirrels cannot eat nor digest maple donuts. Therefore, the squirrel is an idiot. However, the Tim Hortons bag should provide him with sufficient shelter.
*Be sure to catch Episode 38 of the Audio Circus*