The Hek is pleased that his Wrestlemania predictions were all right on the money. Except for JBL vs. Benoit.
In other news, the Carleton residence cafeteria forgot how to cook food this evening. The chicken burgers were rubber, the potato pancake was gooey, and the rice was plastic. I may die tonight of food poisoning. If I do pass away, I want you to......know....that I...........YARRGGGHHH.
*falls to floor*
Like a bird, on a wire
You are happy
I hate that