Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Chance Of A Lifetime

People,

I am seriously considering applying for the position of United States Defense Secretary.

I have thought about it a lot and I really think that I match the qualifications.

As far as I know, there is no reason why I would not be hired for this job.

Nothing at all.

The Hek

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

What are the qualifications?

- Mr. Wood

Eric Rosenhek said...

Um, I think you need to be organized. Have good social skills too.

Anonymous said...

and be AMERICAN. silly.

Eric Rosenhek said...

Yeah....that too.