The Hek broke a fortune cookie and found not one, but five fortunes.
1. You have a yearning for perfection.
2. You have at your command, the wisdom of the ages.
3. Good news will be brought to you by mail (I did get a bank statement today).
4. Remember what you receive, not what you give.
5. You have a reputation for being straight-forward and honest.
What would have been really cool is if I got a fortune that read, "You shall make love to a beautiful woman." No dice.