Yeah, a co-worker at CKCU comes up to me and asks me if I can read a funding drive add. I said sure and asked for a script. He informs me that he could not think of a script and tells me to come up with something. So, in three minutes I jotted down this:

The CKCU Funding Drive Rap

It's funding drive time/and it's not a crime/because it's never to late/to dial and donate/So if you'd like to be a huge hero/dial five two oh, three nine two zero

Snoop and Fity better watch out.

The Hek