Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Carleton University President Quits
David Atkinson, after only 15 months on the job, has resigned as the President of Carleton. The news has shocked many people in the Carleton community. Many students felt that he was doing an adequate job. Although he didn't always agree with the Student Councils, he still maintained a line of communication.
His reason for leaving his post has been kept very quiet. It looks as though he was "forced" to resign. The press release stated that the Board of Governors and Dr. Atkinson had a difference of opinion in regards to the University's vision of the future. I have a feeling that this all relates to Dr. Atkinson's campaign against Macleans Magazine and the Ottawa Citizen.
Carleton was one of the schools that refused to submit information for Macleans' yearly University rankings. Regardless, Macleans still released the rankings for all schools and Carleton, did not place well. This prompted the Citizen to run an article using the term "Last Chance U" in the headline. For those that don't know, "Last Chance U" is a stereotype (and it's completely false in my opinion) that is used to describe Carleton. It suggests that Carleton sets its entrance requirements really low so that students who barley got by in High School, can attend University when they would have been turned down by other post-secondary institutions. Dr. Atkinson was quite upset with the content of the article and began a campaign where he urged all students, faculty and alumni to contact the Citizen and voice their displeasure.
It's possible that certain members on the Board as well as the faculty felt that Atkinson, was too aggressive in this campaign and may have hurt Carleton's reputation. Although I don't have this information, it's also possible that there are certain financial donors who are involved with CanWest, the company that owns the Citizen, who threatened to withdraw their donations if Dr. Atkinson was not disciplined for his actions.
There are parts to this story that are being left out. Needless to say, the Carleton community has to once again, find a new President. It's going to be a long process especially after what's happened.
The Hek
-Check out Episode Nineteen of the Audio Circus-
Monday, November 20, 2006
Two Pictures Worth 2000 Words
Photo Number One:

Photo Number Two:

The Hek
- Be sure to check out Episode Nineteen of the Audio Circus -
Friday, November 17, 2006
Take That, Paul Hewson!
Bono is at a U2 concert in Glasgow when he asks the audience for some quiet. In the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.
Holding the audience in total silence, he says softly and seriously into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A voice from near the front pierces the silence: Well, f**ken' stop doin' it then!
The Hek
PS: I've added two new blogs to the links section; A Pathological Doodler & The Monkey's Closet.
Thursday, November 16, 2006
The Big Hurt; Or, How The Hek Nearly Fell Off His Chair
Baring a sudden turn of events, Frank Thomas is going to join the Jays for $20 Million over the next 2-3 years. Thomas is a flat out power hitter. That's all he can do. He will no doubt fill the role of designated hitter. However, the more I think about it, the more hesitant I feel about him being part of the Jays.
Don't get me wrong, Frank Thomas would be a great addition for Toronto. I want it to happen. It's just that $20 Million is way too much to spend for him. If this was 1993-94 when Thomas was tearing up the league, then $20 Million would have been appropriate. But it's 2006 and up until this past season, Thomas was plagued with injuries. He's slow on the base paths and he can't even field anymore. This year with the Athletics, Thomas made an amazing comeback. As Oakland's DH he hit 39 homeruns and knocked in 114 RBIs. What's important to note is that Thomas only earned $500,000. Obviously, he deserves a raise; but $20 Million is excessive. If I was the general manager, I would have only offered him $5-8 Million over two years.
Frank Thomas is a big gamble. He could get injured again and for all we know, what he did in 2006, could have been just a fluke. If it's August and he's hitting .150, heads are going to roll.
The Blue Jays should not waste all their money on hitters. It would be great to have Thomas but, they already have a solid group of hitters. The Jays should use the majority of their spending money on pitching.
In the end, pitching wins baseball games. Toronto is just one decent starter away from making the playoffs. That's all they need (as long as none of the starters suffer too many injuries like they did this past season). Spending $20 Million on a good hitter is not going to get the Jays to the post-season. Spending money on a high caliber pitcher will.
I just hope the Blue Jays do not suffer the same fate as the Raptors did when they brought in Hakeem Olawjiwan. I still have nightmares about that.
The Hek
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
I'm Going Through Changes
I've created a new section called "The Hek's Projects." This will provide links to all the things I'm working on when I'm not sitting at my computer, working out at the gym, or watching wrestling.
Speaking about projects, I've created two blogs for CHEV radio. The first one is called CHEV Radio Hearsay and it's a way for listeners to get to know the people who work at the station. The second one is called CHEV Radio Community Listings and it's a billboard of events occurring in Markham and the surrounding York Region.
As always, there is the links section where you can read whatever is on the minds of my friends. Except for Starback. She doesn't want to share her writing talents anymore :-(
The Hek
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Don't &$!% With Garth Turner!
Garth Turner has turned into somewhat of a renegade on parliament Hill. I never would have expected this from him. He's such a clean-cut guy. Remember, this guy was a cabinet minister for Brian Mulroney and even ran for the country's top job in 1993; losing of course, to Kim Campbell. He was also the Business Commentator on CFTO news for a number of years.
Obviously, there was a lot we didn't know about the man.
What's intriguing about Turner is that he seems to be the only MP who has taken advantage of the popular forms of "new media." That being blogging and podcasting.
If you go to his site (just click on this post's title), you get to read his thoughts and feelings about the Government, his troubles with certain Conservatives, and any speeches or press releases he has released. He also puts together a program in the form of a video podcast. MPTV is not just about him and his views on the issues. Turner also uses it to interview MPs on both sides of the House. It's a unique perspective about what goes on in the House of Commons. It's certainly the main reason as to why he was kicked out of the Conservative party.
Obviously, Turner has an axe to grind and the voters get to watch it unfold.
The Hek
- Be sure to check out Episode 18 of the Audio Circus podcast -
Monday, November 13, 2006
Arland Bruce, What The $#@& Were You Thinking?!
But yesterday, Arland Bruce did not use his head.
I'm not putting the blame on him for Toronto's loss to Montreal. It's just that his actions during and after yesterday's game, has left many fans shaking their heads.
In the third quarter, Damon Allen threw an interception that was returned for a touchdown. This one play turned out to be the most crucial moment in Montreal's victory. Bruce was on the field during this play. Instead of chasing the Montreal player - and there's no doubt that he would have caught up to the Alouette player, preventing the touchdown - Bruce ran towards Allen, screaming that he was open and should have had the pass thrown to him, instead of Andre Talbot, the intended receiver. When Bruce got back to the sidelines, Toronto linebacker Mike O'Shea berated him for being an idiot on the field. The two had to be separated by fellow teammates and coaches.
Then after the game, Bruce stated that the reason why the Argos lost, was because the referees are "racists" and take bribes. He went on to say that since Head Coach Michael Clemons is black, the refs made calls in favor of Montreal.
Needless to say, the Argonauts were not too thrilled about Bruce's comments. They have since fined him and distanced the team from his comments.
First off Arland, since when do you go yell at your quarterback while the opponents are in the process of scoring against your team. Did I mention this was a playoff game? The way I see it, when something goes wrong, you fix the problem and then discuss what went wrong. It's not the other way around. You're very lucky O'Shea didn't knock you out.
Second, the Argos didn't loose because your coach is black and the refs are racists. The Alouettes were simply the better team. Instead of accepting defeat, you make some cowardly excuse. Believe me, I'm pretty sure the CFL screens their refs. Be a man and apologize for your comments.
The faster you do this, the faster the fans will forgive you.
The Hek
- Catch Episode Eighteen of The Audio Circus -
Friday, November 10, 2006
Always Remember...
WWI. WWII. Korea. Afghanistan.
Remember to wear your poppy to honour everyday people who became extraordinary heroes. Past, present and future. Do it for those who work very hard to make the world a better place.
The Hek
Thursday, November 09, 2006
Chance Of A Lifetime - Part Two
I totally missed the boat.
I guess Robert Gates would be a better candidate then me.
He's ran the CIA. I ran..........a summer camp.
Meanwhile I'm off to go chill with Slapshot The Bear at the Waxers game tonight.
The Hek
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Chance Of A Lifetime
I am seriously considering applying for the position of United States Defense Secretary.
I have thought about it a lot and I really think that I match the qualifications.
As far as I know, there is no reason why I would not be hired for this job.
Nothing at all.
The Hek
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Damon Allen: The Man To Start
The Argonauts will face the Montreal Alouettes for the Eastern Division title. Pinball has announced that Damon Allen will be the starting Quarterback. I feel that this is the right call to make.
For those that don't know, Allen started Sunday's playoff match against the Winnipeg Blue Bombers. Down 27-17, late in the 4th quarter, Allen (who was not performing well) was replaced for back-up QB, Michael Bishop. Bishop came in and threw two clutch TD passes, leading the Argos to a 31-27 victory. Immediately the question arose as to who will start this Sunday's match against Montreal, Allen or Bishop.
Damon Allen is the man you want to have out there. He's experienced and will not crack under pressure in front of close to 50,000 Alouette fans at the Olympic Stadium. I'm not saying that Bishop would crack. It's just that Allen has been through this situation many times before.
If I had to make the decision, I would have chosen Allen because I believe in second chances. Just because you mess up something, doesn't mean you should never do that "something" again. The best way to learn from your mistakes is if you try again and avoid the errors you made. That goes for anyone, whether you're a teacher, accountant or, in the case of Damon Allen, a 20-year CFL veteran. Having said that, you do have to set a limit in case Allen plays the same way he did against Winnipeg.
What I would do is start Allen and evaluate his performance at the end of every quarter. If he's playing well, you leave him in. If he's not playing well, you put Bishop in.
We'll see what transpires this Sunday.
The Hek
-Catch Episode Seventeen of The Audio Circus-
Monday, November 06, 2006
Job Hunt 2006.......Continues
Since the end of September, I have gone from applying to a job and not getting a response, to applying to jobs and getting responses. The response I get is, "Thank you for your interest but, you are not what we are exactly looking for. We will keep your resume on file." It might not be the desired result, but hey, it's a good improvement.
Here's the best part: Last Tuesday, I went downtown for a job interview.
It was an awesome experience. I printed off an extra copy of my resume, put on my finest suit and looked over all the notes I made the previous night. The interview went quite well and I made a good impression.
Unfortunately, the company that interviewed me, chose a different applicant which, is fine. It was good practice for interviews, down the road.
Something good is going to happen. I can feel it.
The Hek
-It's here! Episode Seventeen of the Audio Circus Podcast-
Friday, November 03, 2006
Battle Of The Titans: House Of Pain!
Introducing first. From the Academy, weighing in at over 300 pounds, Officer Thomas 'House' Conklin! (This was the best I could find. There's no photo of the guy on the internet.)

And his opponent. From Baltimore, weighing in at 150 pounds, Dr. Gregory House!

The Hek
Thursday, November 02, 2006
Just Ask President Bush.
This botched joke, as people are calling it, has forced the Democrats to do some damage control and, it has given the Republicans some political fodder.
Personally, I'm not surprised something like this has happened. This is because John Kerry is a dull, boring man.
You want to know why Bush won in 2004? It wasn't because of red states to blue states, conservative values to liberal values, or whether Iraq was good idea. The Democrats lost because their candidate lacked passion and emotion.
Voters around the world do not want a leader who is so uptight because he/she is afraid that anything he or she says or does, might offend someone. God forbid a politician should do something wild and crazy. Unfortunately, most politicians are like this and that's why people always plug their noses and vote for the lesser of two or more evils.
To me, the best politicians are the ones who've got the style, the swagger, and most importantly, care about their country. Politics is a lot like professional wrestling. There are many who want to be the best but, it's the ones who are charismatic that actually achieve their goal. The political leaders we will remember are the ones who are passionate about what they do and have the swagger that hooks people in.
So many come to mind.
Bill Clinton; he played the sax, chatted up the ladies and carried the United States into a new millennium. He never lost.
Ronald Reagan; he wanted to beat the Soviets and was willing to do anything. All he had to do was use his acting skills and he could convince Americans on anything.
Pierre Trudeau; believed in a just society and couldn't care if his personal life was the deciding factor for most Canadian voters. He brought in our Charter and had the guts to dance behind the Queen's back.
Rene Levesque; the only reason why Quebec Independence is a "hot button" issue is because Levesque believed in it with such vigor. Say what you will, he did a great job of being the thorn of Canadian politics. He brought attention to the issues he and his followers cared about.
Ed Broadbent; here is a man that cares about his country. In his speeches, in his appearances and in his beliefs, Broadbent is a man who lives for every single Canadian. I'd argue that he is the best politician that never got to be Prime Minister.
John Kerry didn't botch the joke because he read the wrong thing. He botched it because he had no style. Style, conviction, compassion, charisma, emotion; in politics, it goes a long way.
The Hek
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Let's Go Raptors!
Today isn't just the start of the team's 11th season. I would argue that this is also the official start to "Chapter Three" of the Toronto Raptors' history. Chapter One started when Toronto was awarded the franchise and goes until 1998. Chapter Two goes from when the Maple Leafs buy the Raptors and ends earlier this year when Bryan Collangello, is hired as the team's new General Manager.
So what will Chapter Three have in store? Well, anything can happen. However, you can't help but feel optimistic about the Raptors.
Toronto finally has a braintrust that actually knows what they're doing. Collangello has brought in some top talent from overseas such as Anthony Parker, Jose Calderon and Andrea Bargnani. There's also TJ Ford and Kris Humphries who came over in offseason trades. And of course, there are returning players like Chris Bosh and Morris Peterson.
The Raptors won't blow everyone out of the water; however, I feel there is going to be a major improvement from last year's 27-55 record. When it comes to the playoffs, I think there's a good chance they can make it. My prediction is that they will finish somewhere between 7th and 10th place in the NBA Eastern Conference.
One thing is for sure, this team is going to develop into a pretty good ball club.
The Hek
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Sweat Pants
Sweat pants are fantastic. When I was kid, I would wear them 24/7. It wasn't until high school that I started to dress in jeans and khakis. It's a shame because they were so comfortable. You could go anywhere, and they wouldn't give you any trouble.
Now, I have heard some say that sweat pants is a "sign that you have given up trying to attract women." Well I say that is just jibba-jabber. There is nothing wrong with wearing sweat pants. Hell, if I'm dumb enough to get married, I think I'm going to wear a pair of sweats to my wedding.
So tonight, as you go around collecting/eating lots and lots candy, take a moment and think about the wonders of sweat pants.
Sweat pants: nature's way of making life so damn comfortable.
The Hek
-After the tricks and treats, catch Episode 16 of the Audio Circus-
Monday, October 30, 2006
He Really Wants To Drive a Bus
He drives the normal routes, picks up passengers and collects fare.
He was arrested and charged.
How does a 15-year-old boy manage to steal a bus and then actually pretend to be a bus driver? Better yet, how is it that passengers get on the bus and not notice that their driver is a 15-year-old boy? Granted, one passenger did find it suspicious and called police.
Now, maybe the boy looked older then he was. Then again, maybe he is the same boy that drove Indiana Jones around in Temple of Doom.
Okay, that's a bit of a stretch but still, you can't help but speculate.
One thing is for sure: this boy wants to be a bus driver when he grows up. I've seen children pretend to be doctors, hockey players and cooks. They grow up and actually become, doctors, hockey players and cooks. Of course, now the boy has to wait a few years before he's allowed to go near a bus.
The Hek
-Check out Episode Sixteen of The Audio Circus for The Hek's final thoughts on the World Series-
Thursday, October 26, 2006
I Think He's Got A Frog In His Throat
Trust me, battling a cold and trying to do a newscast, can yield some interesting results.
Click here for the clip (runtime: 50 seconds).
PS: I have fully gotten over the cold. Now if only I could get rid of this cough.
The Hek
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Comin' From Bounty Land
You know the drill. New entries are in red.
1. Kennedy Killed the Hat - Buck 65
2. I bought some books - Black Boot Trio
3. Watching the Wheels - John Lennon
4. Vacation - The Go-Go's
5. Like a Prayer - Madonna
6. Night Swimming - REM
7. Chicago - Sufjan Stevens
8. Ring, Ring - Abba
9. Call on Me - Eric Prydz
10. November Rain - Guns N Roses
11. Cruel Summer - Bannanarama
12. Hung up - Madonna
13. 463 - Buck 65
14. Judy is a Punk - The Ramones
15. The Laws have Changed - The New Pornographers
16. Portland, Oregon - Loretta Lynn feat. Jack White
17. Suzanne - Leonard Cohen
18. The Card Cheat - The Clash
19. Canadian Railroad Trilogy - Gordon Lightfoot
20. Boys in the Bright White Sports Car - Trooper
21. Mandy - Barry Manilow
22. Let's Get Together - Al Green
23. Mickey - Toni Basil
24. Bodies - Drowning Pool
25. Folson Prison Blues - Johnny Cash
26. Bawitaba - Kid Rock
27. Losing Grip - Avril Lavigne
28. City of New Orleans - Arlo Guthrie
29. Pump it - Black Eye Peas
30. Lonley Old Eyes - Neko Case
31. Immigrant Song - Led Zepplin
32. Philadelphia Freedom - Elton John
33. Don't Walk Away Eileen - Sam Roberts
34. Bring the Noise - Public Enemy & Anthrax
35. Maneater - Nelly Furtado
36. Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves - Cher
37. My Immortal - Evanescense
38. Hips Don't Lie - Shakira
39. Welcome to the Jungle - Guns and Roses
40. Bad Habit - The Offspring
41. LDN - Lily Allen
42. Man I use to Be - K-OS
43. Lollipop - Aqua
44. Banquet - Bloc Party
Most of these songs are on YouTube, if you ever wanted to check them out.
The Hek
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Tuesday Night Fever
Remember on the weekend how I said my voice was a bit off. Well, guess what. It developed into a cold with a slight fever. Fortunately, it's not as bad as the fever I had way back in May. Also, I only get the fever at night so, it doesn't affect me during the day.
Like most people, I get the flu at the worst times. In fact, here are my top five unfortunate moments, when the flu made my life miserable.
5. October, 1994. It's Halloween and while everyone is trick or treating, The Hek is grounded with the chicken pox. I didn't know what was worse; the fever the led to the pox or, how itchy those little $#&@ers were.
4. March, 2005. It was one of those moments when your head is boiling and your body is freezing. The only time I left my apartment was for an improv practice. Now, you're probably wondering why I would take part in a practice with a 103 degree fever. Simple. I would have gone insane if I didn't get out. The only positive was that I had my radio as a companion and some brilliant DJ on CKCU was playing a record of "Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy."
3. December, 1999 and December, 2001. The good old holiday break. Two weeks where you don't have to worry about school. It's a time when one goes and has fun with his friends in the snow. Not for The Hek who was sidelined for a good portion of the break. Serves me right for working with the "customers" at my paying job for a couple of days.
2. September, 2002. It's Frosh Week and suddenly during the Bif Naked concert, I start to get that "feeling." The next day was 28'C and yet, I was forced to wear a jacket, touque and gloves. That's how bad it was. Talk about making a first impression. Good thing most people on the floor didn't judge a book by it's cover.
And NUMBER 1. July, 1990. Three days after my father purchases a brand new car, a 7-year-old The Hek is in the passenger seat and gets that horrible feeling in his stomach. I don't need to go into detail because, I'm sure you pretty much get the picture.
The Hek
- Whether you're sick or in good health, check out Episode 15 of The Audio Circus Podcast -
Monday, October 23, 2006
Time Stands Still
For some reason, I keep setting these schedules for myself. These schedules are totally not necessary but for some reason, if I don't follow them, I get stressed out. Here's an example of what I'm talking about:
On Sundays, I have to be up by 9am. Then, I have to leave for the gym at 9:30. I have to finish my work out by 11:30. I have to return home, eat something, shower, shave and start working on my podcast by 1pm. Then, I need to finish putting together my podcast by suppertime.
This past Sunday, I got all flustered because I woke up 9:30am, got to the gym at 10:20, started working on the podcast at 2:30 and released it at 5:30pm.
I needed to give myself a good punch in the face.
I have to keep reminding myself that it's Sunday and that I'm not on any deadlines. I can release a new episode of my podcast at any time as long as it's done before the clock strikes midnight. However, I keep trying to follow this dumb schedule which in turn, turns Sunday into a nuisance instead of a nice, relaxing day.
I've always been guilty of this. I don't know why this is; it's just that I like a little control in my life. Nothing wrong with living the day by just taking it as it is. It's just that I would prefer to have a frame so I know what can happen, what is unlikely to happen and, have a spot for unexpected moments.
Well, something to work on, I guess.
The Hek
- Be sure to catch Episode Fifthteen of The Audio Circus -
Friday, October 20, 2006
MLB Predictions - Part Three
Detroit vs. Oakland
Hek's Prediction: Detroit wins, four games to three.
What really happened: Detroit sweeps the series.
New York vs. St. Louis
Hek's Prediction: New York wins, four games to two.
What really happened: St. Louis wins, four games to three.
At least I was right about Detroit......sort of.
To be honest, I can't explain the Tigers. Beating the Twins and Athletics, was a piece of cake. Not bad for a team that looked like it ran out of gas when the playoffs started. As for St. Louis, the Cardinals have proven that everything that happens in the regular season, goes out the window for the post-season. What's really aggravating about St. Louis, is that they only won 83 games and yet still managed to take the NL Central title. To put it in context, the Blue Jays won 88 games and that, wasn't enough to win the AL East or the Wild Card. On to the Fall Classic:
The World Series
Detroit Tigers vs. St. Louis Cardinals
The Cards have the hitting and their pitchers are good, but not great. The Tigers, on the other hand, also have the hitting and a phenomenal group of pitchers. The matter which will be most interesting is to see if Detroit can play the same way they did during the first two rounds. Remember, the Tigers won the ALCS last week and have not played since October 14th. Meanwhile, the Cards won the NLCS yesterday and only have today off before starting the World Series. So it will be interesting to see if Detroit has any rust after being off for a week. Personally, I think the Tigers will not be affected by the rest. They have played some great baseball and the week off only allows them to prepare. Plus it gives them time to rest any injuries that may have occurred.
Hek's Prediction: Tigers win, four games to two.
The Hek
Thursday, October 19, 2006
You've Been Punk'd! Clinton style.
It seems as though Kucher and his wife, Demi Moore, were at a function and sat with the former President. Clinton spent the entire evening chatting it up with Demi, while completely ignoring Ashton. Needless to say, Kelso was very pissed off.
Correct me if I'm wrong. But hasn't something like this happened before to Demi? I seem to recall a time when she was married to Woody Harrelson and during a game of pool, Robert Redford came over and started talking to her. Redford was so enthralled with her, he proposed something to Woody that was rather indecent.
Now Ashton, I can totally understand if you're upset about this. But dude, let me tell you something: Let is slide.
This isn't some regular Joe who you can punch in the face and tell him to leave your woman alone. Hell, it's not even Colin Farrel. It's a former President of the most power nation in the world. You can't just go up to him and say, "If I see you make a move on my wife, one more time, I'm going to break you in half."
Listen, if a former President makes a move on your women, you let him do it.
Why?
Because he was once THE PRESIDENT and if you lay even the smallest part of your pinky finger on him, you get gang tackled by 50 Secret Service Agents.
I know you want to be Demi Moore's Guardian; but remember, every person who becomes the President of the United Sates of America, is allowed to order three assassinations. Not every President uses them. But, they're there, just in case.
The Hek
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Take My Wives......Please!
Now for your viewing pleasure, Henry Rollins on Polygamy.
The Hek
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Your Thought of The Day
If there are undercover police officers who disguise themselves as civilians, could there also be undercover civilians who disguise themselves as police officers? Think about it.
The Hek
While you're pondering that, you can check out Episode Fourteen of the Audio Circus podcast.
Monday, October 16, 2006
I Pity The Fool Who Thinks This is a Bad Idea
This reminds of when Dukes of Hazzard was released as a film. I couldn't care how cheesy it would be, I had to see it and it was worth every penny.
In the meantime, here is The Hek's choice of who should be in the A-Team movie. Some of the names have already been mentioned in the rumor mill.
B.A. - Ving Rhimes
Hannibal - Mel Gibson
Face - Charlie Sheen
Murdock - Jim Carrey
I can't wait.
The Hek
- Catch Episode Fourteen of The Audio Circus -
Friday, October 13, 2006
FREE IMPROV COMEDY SHOW
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Oct 9th, 2006
Get ready for some hilarious fun!
The Carleton Improv Association (CIA) is performing another exciting and hysterical show as it performs its debut show for the 2006-2007 season.
Come see the CIA
Saturday, Oct 14th, 2006
Doors open at 7:00pm, show starts at 7:30pm
Mike's Place - 2nd Floor University Centre
at Carleton University
FREE ADMISSION
Come watch the CIA perform games in the style of
Whose Line is it Anyway?
It is an interactive show so come ready to shout out suggestions!
For more information contact us at carleton.improv@gmail.com
We hope to see you at the show!
CIA - Carleton Improv Association
carleton.improv@gmail.com
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Now if you excuse me, I have to put on a giant bear costume and run around the arena during tonight's Markham Waxers game. Yes, you're reading correctly.
The Hek
Thursday, October 12, 2006
This Entry Is Brought To You By....
Ideally, the money would come from a job in broadcasting. It would be enough for me to move out of my parents house and resume the independence and growth I had in Ottawa. Unfortunately, this plan is not working out as I hoped. I'm bringing in some but, it's not enough. However, I have come up with a way to make money as I continue the old job search:
Sponsorship and advertising!
Yes, you're reading correctly. I'm giving all major corporations out there the chance to sponsor my thoughts, feelings, movements and actions throughout the day. For a respectable fee, you can have your company's name mentioned in all my written entries. Best part of all is that no one will notice a difference in how I write. Just take a look at this sample entry:
The Hek's Timex Wake Up Call was at 6:15am, today. He rolled out of bed, thinking about how comfortable his sleep was, thanks in large part to the new Simmons Rest-Easy mattress. After assembling his wardrobe, provided by Roots, The Hek made his way to the kitchen. He enjoyed some toast and a healthy bowl of Cheerios which now, contains zero grams of sugar. Next stop, the bathroom where, The Hek brushed his teeth and remarked how great they look ever since he started using the Crest Whitestrips.
Throwing on his Addidas, The Hek went outside and headed to the bus stop. Fortunately, he didn't have to wait long as York Region Transit always provides convenient busses. Hey, they not only move The Hek but the entire York Region as well.
The Hek arrived at work with enough time to say hello to Johnny, the friendly service attendant at Esso. The work day was full exciting moments which The Hek captured on the new Nikon Digital camera. He also enjoyed a hearty lunch which included a delicious bowl of Tim Horton's chili.
Finally, the day came to an end and The Hek headed home excited, as he was going to watch the baseball game on his Panasonic High Definition television.
The Microsoft Current Mood: Happy
The Taco Bell Current Music: The new single from Canadian Idol winner, Eva Avila. Now available at HMV.
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See what I mean. The change is so minimal, no one has any proof to call me a sell-out.
The Hek
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
MLB Predictions - Part Two
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Here's a recap of my predictions for the four division series:
New York (AL) vs. Detroit
Hek's Prediction: Yankees win, three games to one.
What really happened: Tigers win, three games to one.
Minnesota vs. Oakland
Hek's Prediction: Twins win, three games to two.
What really happened: Athletics sweep the series.
St. Louis vs. San Diego
Hek's Prediction: Padres win, three games to two.
What really happened: Cardinals win, three games to one.
New York (NL) vs. Los Angeles
Hek's Prediction: Mets win, three games to one.
What really happened: Mets sweep the series.
Okay, not the best of results. But 25% ain't bad, right?
If anything, this year's post-season is a good reminder of how the regular season means nothing. Once the playoffs start, everything that went on during the past six months, goes out the window and everyone, starts with a clean slate. I never expected the Tigers to regroup. Nor did I expect the Athletics to manhandle the Twins. As for Cardinals, it didn't really matter who won because neither them nor the Padres would go past the second round. Having said that, here are my predictions for League Championship Series.
American League Championship Series
Detroit Tigers vs. Oakland Athletics
The Tigers have already drawn first blood but, don't count out the Athletics. Both teams are equally talented. Having seen them play like they did during most of the regular season, I am fully confident in Detroit's abilities. They have some good hitters in Ivan Rodriguez, Sean Casey (if he stays healthy) and Placido Planco. But their strength is with their pitching. The Tigers are led by veteran Kenny Rogers and two rookies who have put together solid seasons in Justin Verlander and Jeremy Bonderman. Plus, you can't forget Joel Zumaya and his 100 MPH fastball. However, if Detroit is going to win, they need to neutralize Oakland's power hitters. If you get intimidated by Frank Thomas, Milton Bradley or Eric Chavez, then the Athletics are going to walk all over their opponents, just like they did with Minnesota. No doubt, it's going to be a dogfight.
Hek's Prediction: Tigers win, four games to three.
National League Championship Series
New York Mets vs. St. Louis Cardinals
The Dodgers were easy to beat. The Cardinals however, will be a true test for the Mets. If New York wants to win, they need to get lots of runs because their pitching is suspect. With Pedro Martinez and Orlando Hernandez on the disabled list, Tom Glavine is their only star pitcher. Everyone else is sketchy. The Mets have the hitters and as long as they can take advantage of mistakes made by the Cards' picthers, they'll be able to win the series. It won't be a cakewalk but, you can expect New York to control the series.
Hek's Prediction: Mets win, four games to two.
As always, I love to hear your predictions.
The Hek
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Google and YouTube, sitting in a tree...
In the meantime, here is probably the biggest story in "new media" for the year.
The Hek
-Check out Episode Thirteen of The Audio Circus-
Monday, October 09, 2006
I'm Thankful for Wikipedia
Why do Canadians celebrate Thanksgiving day in October, and Americans, celebrate it in November?
Both countries have the exact same things. Turkey, stuffing, giving thanks, two football games, etc.
Now, most people know the origins of American Thanksgiving, but how did it start in Canada?
Well, the good people at Wikipedia have the answer:
Thanksgiving in Canada
In Canada, Thanksgiving is celebrated on the second Monday in October. The United States later set aside the same day as the federal holiday of Columbus Day. Canadians give thanks for a successful harvest. The roots of the Canadian holiday are different than those of the United States of America.
The history of Thanksgiving in Canada goes back to an English explorer, Martin Frobisher, who had been trying to find a northern passage to the Orient. He did not succeed but he did establish a settlement in Canada. In the year 1578, he held a formal ceremony, in what is now the province of Newfoundland and Labrador, to give thanks for surviving the long journey. This is considered the first Canadian Thanksgiving, and the first Thanksgiving to have taken place in North America. Other settlers arrived and continued these ceremonies. Frobisher was later knighted and had an inlet of the Atlantic Ocean in northern Canada named after him - Frobisher Bay.
At the same time, French settlers, having crossed the ocean and arrived in Canada with explorer Samuel de Champlain, also held huge feasts of thanks. They even formed 'The Order of Good Cheer' and gladly shared their food with their Native-Canadian neighbours.
After the Seven Years' War ended in 1763 handing over New France to the British, the citizens of Halifax held a special day of Thanksgiving.
During the American Revolution, American refugees who remained loyal (United Empire Loyalists) to Great Britain were exiled from the United States and came to Canada. They brought the customs and practices of the American Thanksgiving to Canada.
Eventually in 1879, the Canadian Parliament declared November 6th a day of Thanksgiving and a national holiday in Canada. Over the years many dates were used for Thanksgiving, the most popular being the third Monday in October. After World War I, both Armistice Day and Thanksgiving were celebrated on the Monday of the week in which November 11th occurred. Ten years later, in 1931, the two days became separate holidays, and Armistice Day was renamed Remembrance Day.
Finally, on January 31st, 1957, the Canadian Parliament proclaimed...
"A Day of General Thanksgiving to Almighty God for the bountiful harvest with which Canada has been blessed ... to be observed on the 2nd Monday in October."Now you know.
The Hek
-After Thanksgiving dinner, relax with Episode Thirteen of The Audio Circus-
Friday, October 06, 2006
Some Links You've Got To Check Out
First off, my friend Steve is in York University's Film program and has been posting his projects. If you like martial arts and insight on dreams, you definitely want to check out his page.
Second, my buddy Will from the Carleton Improv Association has been making some short films. The material brings me back to the good old days when my friends and I would make films just for the sake of having fun. The stuff Will has put together is intriguing and hilarious at the same time.
Steve's Page
Will's Page
Finally, here's a fun clip from CHEV. I like to call it Soberin' Up.
Happy Turkey Day
The Hek
Thursday, October 05, 2006
Just A Reminder
***
More importantly:
This week, we lost two more soldiers in Afghanistan. For me, this isn't about politics. It's about the brave men and women who risk their lives so that the world could be a better place. If possible, wear RED tomorrow to show your support. No one said it would be easy. But every little effort counts.
The Hek
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Two Music Videos You Have to See
Combine all this and you've got two fantastic videos The Hek stumbled upon as he was taking part in the art of procrastination.
On to the videos.
First video: A mixture of techno, kung-fu, and one of Canada's top hip hop artists.
Second video: A catchy little tune, with a cute girl who gives us an interesting tour of London.
Enjoy
The Hek
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
MLB Predictions - Part One
American League Division Series
New York Yankees (AL East Champs) vs. Detroit Tigers (AL Wild Card)
If you were to ask me a month ago who I thought was going to represent the American League in the World Series, I would have said the Tigers. Let's face it, Detroit has had a phenomenal year. However, they're not going to get past the Yankees. The Tigers have simply run out of gas (hence only getting the Wild Card) while the Yankees, with their sheer experience, get stronger as the season goes on.
Hek's Pick: Yankees win, 3 games to 1.
Minnesota Twins (AL Central Champs) vs. Oakland Athletics (AL West Champs)
Although the A's have taken game one in the series, the Twins are my pick. Minnesota has been on such a roll and baring a disastrous collapse, I can't see anyone knocking them off. Maybe it's the great play of Johan Santana and Canadian Justin Morneau; or, maybe the spirit of Kirby Puckett is guiding the team. Beating Oakland won't be easy though. The Athletics have Frank Thomas. He's big and he's mean. It's going to be a close one.
Hek's Pick: Twins win, 3 games to 2.
National League Division Series
St. Louis Cardinals (NL Central Champs) vs. San Diego Padres (NL West Champs)
The Cards won the first game this afternoon. Nevertheless, this series can go either way. It doesn't matter who wins. Neither team will be in the finals. St. Louis is falling apart and San Diego comes from the weakest division in the league.
Hek's pick: Padres win, 3 games to 2.
New York Mets (NL East Champs) vs. Los Angeles Dodgers (NL Wild Card)
The Mets have had a great season and have been my pick to represent the NL for quite some time. They won't walk all over the Dodgers but, will control most of the series. LA comes from the same weak division as the Padres. Also, New York has Carlos Delgado and Shawn Green. Two former Blue Jays who were great players and deserve their taste of playoff baseball.
Hek's pick: Mets win, 3 games to 1.
For the remainder of the playoffs:
League Championship Series
Minnesota over New York (AL)
New York (NL) over San Diego
World Series
Minnesota over New York (NL)
Love to hear your predictions!
The Hek
Be sure to catch Episode Twelve of the Audio Circus Podcast
Monday, October 02, 2006
Find Your Target
Turns out, this advertisement was banned. Personally, I don't feel there's anything wrong with it. However, I can understand why it was not allowed to be aired; especially given recent events. So, is it harmless or, poor taste?
The Hek
-Catch Episode Twelve of The Audio Circus-
Thursday, September 28, 2006
The Hek's Super Playlist.
1. Kennedy Killed the Hat - Buck 65
2. I bought some books - Black Boot Trio
3. Watching the Wheels - John Lennon
4. Vacation - The Go-Go's
5. Like a Prayer - Madonna
6. Night Swimming - REM
7. Chicago - Sufjan Stevens
8. Ring, Ring - Abba
9. Call on Me - Eric Prydz
10. November Rain - Guns N Roses
11. Cruel Summer - Bannanarama
12. Hung up - Madonna
13. 463 - Buck 65
14. Judy is a Punk - The Ramones
15. The Laws have Changed - The New Pornographers
16. Portland, Oregon - Loretta Lynn feat. Jack White
17. Suzanne - Leonard Cohen
18. The Card Cheat - The Clash
19. Canadian Railroad Trilogy - Gordon Lightfoot
20. Boys in the Bright White Sports Car - Trooper
21. Mandy - Barry Manilow
22. Let's Get Together - Al Green
23. Mickey - Toni Basil
24. Bodies - Drowning Pool
25. Folson Prison Blues - Johnny Cash
26. Bawitaba - Kid Rock
27. Losing Grip - Avril Lavigne
28. City of New Orleans - Arlo Guthrie
29. Pump it - Black Eye Peas
30. Lonely Old Eyes - Neko Case
31. Immigrant Song - Led Zepplin
32. Philadelphia Freedom - Elton John
33. Don't Walk Away Eileen - Sam Roberts
34. Bring the Noise - Public Enemy & Anthrax
35. Maneater - Nelly Furtado
36. Gypsies, Tramps & thieves - Cher
37. My Immortal - Evanescense
38. Hips Don't Lie - Shakira
39. Welcome to the Jungle - Guns and Roses
40. Bad Habit - The Offspring
The Hek
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Tell me if this makes sense
Here is what I believe the function of CC should be:
If you receive an e-mail and you find that your address is in the CC category, it means that you are not directly involved with the subject of the e-mail. However, you do have some stock in the aforementioned subject.
A gentleman at the community station I'm helping out at, was insulted because he received an e-mail and his address, was in the To category and not CC. He told the sender that his address should be in the CC category as a form of respect. In other words, the gentleman feels that because he has done his share at the station, he feels that he should be CC'd for all e-mails as a way of respecting and appreciating his contribution.
So with this in mind, what is the real function of CC?
Is it what I feel it should be or, does it match the gentleman's description?
The Hek
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Tie and Belinda
WHO CARES?!
Do we really need to know how a hockey player possibly cheated on his wife by sleeping with the "honourable member" from Newmarket-Aurora? Many couples go thorough this unfortunate circumstance. The only reason why this one has taken so much spotlight is because......well......it involves a hockey player and the "honourable member" from Newmarket-Aurora.
I know.......those who choose to be in the public eye can kiss their privacy goodbye. It's nature to know the ins and outs of those we look up to. I'd be the first to admit, I'm very guilty of this. But sometimes, you have to ask yourselves, how much is too much?
Irving Layton is one of my favourite poets. I like him for his poetry. The fact that he was unfaithful as a husband and a father is an unfortunate fact. However, I care more about the poetry then his escapades.
Same can be said with Tie Domi. He brought grit and passion as a hockey player. He may not have been the best husband but, his private life has nothing to do with why people like him.
I am hoping that the sports media ignore this story. There's a lot more important things going on.
Besides, if we really wanted to know what goes on in the private life of an athlete, politician, actor or musician, we should look at our own lives. It's pretty much the same. Of course, with the exception of fame.
The Hek
-Catch Episode Eleven of the Audio Circus-
Monday, September 25, 2006
It's Real. It's Damn Real!
Kurt, I hope you know what you're doing.
On the bright side:
- Angle vs. A.J Styles
- Angle vs. Christopher Daniels
- Angle vs. Samoa Joe
The Hek
Following the Three I's: The Audio Circus. Check out Episode Eleven.
Friday, September 22, 2006
The Working Life
Waking up 6:15am is not exactly my cup of tea. But I found that getting about 6.5 - 7 hours of sleep every night, before getting up at 6:15, made things much easier.
What I really enjoyed was just the so-called "hustle and bustle." Rushing off to make a couple of busses, standing shoulder to shoulder with people, getting to know the bus drivers; this was something I never really got to experience as a student. Public School and High School were five minute walks from my house and of course, I lived on campus in Ottawa. Taking part in "Rush Hour" makes me feel human, it makes me feel alive. It brings a smile to my face because as you know, these were feelings I didn't have last year at this time.
Best of all, I get out of my house.
The Hek
Thursday, September 21, 2006
The Doc is out.
He hasn't won a game since August 20th against Baltimore. Since then he's pitched in six outings. Two of those resulted in losses, there was one game where he had to leave after getting a ball off his elbow, and the remaining three would have been wins but, the Jays bullpen blew it.
Yesterday, he had to leave in the 4th with a strained right forearm. His season is officially finished. Talk about a rough way to end the 2006 campaign. What's really unfortunate is that he had a good chance to win the Cy Young award this year. He also had a good chance last year as well, if it wasn't for that liner he took off the ankle in Texas. Hang in there, Doc.
Now if you excuse me, I hear the Chief calling me:
The Hek
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Job Hunt Update
I'm helping out at a radio station in Markham, Ontario. Right now, it broadcasts over the internet. However, the station is slated to begin broadcasting next week (if all goes well) on an AM frequency.
I read the news, sports, and weather, every 30 minutes from 9-12pm. In the afternoon, I do some admin work and help out as best I can. I enjoy my time and the staff are very friendly. I'm not sure what this will lead to; but hey, it's an opportunity.
In case you're wondering, here is the link to the station. The show I'm on is called "BTN" and airs Monday to Friday, live from 9-12pm and then rebroadcasts from 8-11pm.
The Hek
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Stratusfaction

Over the seven years she spent in the WWE, Trish was involved in many great matches and storylines. When she joined the organization, she had no training. However, Trish worked her tail off so that every time she stepped in the ring, fans would witness a flawless match.
If there's one thing you should remember about Trish, it's this:
While many WWE "Divas" have appeared in the pages of Playboy, Trish Stratus would always turn down the offer to appear in the magazine. She wanted to be remembered for her work in the ring, and not for her looks.
Good luck in your future endeavourers, Trish.
The Hek
Be sure to catch Episode Ten of the Audio Circus Podcast.
Monday, September 18, 2006
Mothers Say The Darndest Things
When they've done shows in Toronto, I'm usually in Ottawa; and when they've done shows in Ottawa, I'm usually in Toronto. Even if the WWE to were hold an event in the same city where I'm living, chances are that I won't be able to attend the event. This is due to the following reasons:
A. I don't have a credit card so, I can't buy tickets over the internet.
B. I live far from the arenas and by the time I'd get to the arena's box office, the tickets are usually sold out.
C. (With the exception of Mr. Wood) I can never convince any of my friends to go because they all think wrestling is "dumb."
But that's not the point of this post.
Anyway, yesterday I was heading to the Jays game with a friend. As per usual, I took the "Skywalk" which gives you a great view of the Air Canada Centre, the site of last night's Unforgiven Pay-Per-View. Parked outside the ACC were three WWE equipment trucks.
Meanwhile, a mother with a toddler was kneeling next to her stroller, pointing to the arena. As I walked past her, I heard her say the most adorable thing to her young son:
"Look sweetie, there's where all the wrestlers are going to be. Maybe we'll get to see John Cena."
I couldn't help but laugh. The mother then smiled and we briefly talked about the show. She was rooting for Cena while I, was rooting for Edge.
The Hek
-Catch Episode Ten of The Audio Circus-
Thursday, September 14, 2006
Peter and Condi: Diplomatic Love
Word is going around that Peter McKay, our Foreign Affairs Minister, and his counterpart, Secretary of State Condelezza Rice, have been romantically linked. Recently, Ms. Rice was in Nova Scotia (Peter's home province), to discuss a number of political matters. As they toured the province, reporters, photographers and the public watched as the two acted quite friendly with each other. Who could not forget the playful chat they had as they were ordering at Tim Horton's.
Let's say this rumour is true.
If that's the case, then Peter McKay is THE MAN! First he goes steady with Belinda Stronach, who dumps him and jumps to the Liberals, only to rebound and hook up with the Secretary of State, the most powerful woman in America. If we were to take McKay, Stephen Harper, Bill Graham and Stockwell Day, and compare them to the main male characters of Family Guy, then McKay would be the "Cleveland" of the group because obviously, he finds power sexy.
The best part of this rumour occurred during a dual press conference when McKay mentioned that even though it was a chilly night, Rice slept with the window open. Myself and Global's Leslie Roberts both thought of the same question: How did he know she slept with the window open?
The Hek
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Dutch Horizons
Meanwhile...
My friend Kirsten from the Carleton Improv Association is spending the next four months in Holland. She's created her own blog to document her adventures. Check out Kirsten Goes Dutch for a unique look at one of the most interesting countries in the world.
The Hek
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Irwin fans taking revenge on stingrays
What I really enjoyed about the guy was his passion and his ability to stare death in the eye and not blink. This is what he translated on camera which, won over many fans.
Since his death, there have been moving tributes and even a little humour; some tasteful and some, not so tasteful (I'm looking at you Matt Striker). However, what is interesting is how some fans are grieving.
According to the article above, people are actually hunting down stingrays. In the last few days, there have been groups popping up on Facebook such as "I'm hunting down the stingray that killed Steve Irwin." But, I never thought people would actually seek vengeance against the ocean creature.
Kind of makes you wonder; can vengeance in some cases, be a pathway to closure?
The Hek
- Check out Episode Nine of The Audio Circus -
Monday, September 11, 2006
It's Suppose to be a Film Festival
Don't get me wrong, I'm not against the festival. It's just that I am sick and tired of turning on the television and having to watch (insert network)'s "coverage from the red carpet."
Could someone explain to me why the networks, think its more important to focus their coverage on "star sightings" instead of why the "star" is actually in Toronto? I'm starting to think that the networks don't even realize that there are films at the TIFF.
So many people put their hearts and souls into these films and by having them screened at the TIFF is perhaps, the best accomplishment of their hard work. They should be honored for their hard work and I feel that is the message the networks should promote. But instead, viewers are forced to know when Brad Pitt arrived in Toronto, where did he eat supper, is his significant other with him, and what he's wearing.
That's the part that really gets me. The part about what type of clothes the actor is wearing. Why should I care about what he or she is wearing? I won't be able to afford the clothing anyway.
If I ever have to walk down a red carpet, I'm just going to wear a simple suit and tie. Unless of course, the top designers offer me a rather expensive, tailored made suit for free ;-)
But that's not the point! What's important is that we care about the films and not "who's in town."
The Hek
Not sure if any stars listen to The Audio Circus; but in any case, be sure to catch Episode Nine.
Friday, September 08, 2006
Thursday, September 07, 2006
No Happiness Here
Case in point: On BnB, Nick found out that his wife, Brooke, has been fooling around with her ex-husband (and Nick's step-brother), Ridge. Driven by grief, Nick escapes to his houseboat where he turns to alcohol as a way of forgetting his misery. He is then confronted by Brooke's twenty-something daughter, Bridget. The following conversation takes place:
Nick: I'm feeling a lot of hate right now.
Bridget: Don't! It's poison for your soul.
Nick: In that case, either my soul has been poisoned OR CLEANSED!
(Throws glass against the wall, causing it to smash into a million little pieces)
A little more banter and Nick and Bridget begin to make love as the show ends.
On to more important matters. Someone should know the answer to this.
I sent an e-mail to a representative at a marketing company. I then received an "out of office automatic reply." Now, when you get a message like this, does it mean that your message will still be in your recipient's inbox when they return to the office; or, was the message deleted and therefore, I have to send the e-mail again.
The Hek
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
The Hek's Super Playlist
1. Kennedy Killed the Hat - Buck 65
2. I bought some books - Black Boot Trio
3. Watching the Wheels - John Lennon
4. Vacation - The Go-Go's
5. Like a Prayer - Madonna
6. Night Swimming - REM
7. Chicago - Sufjan Stevens
8. Ring, Ring - Abba
9. Call on Me - Eric Prydz
10. November Rain - Guns N Roses
11. Cruel Summer - Bannanarama
12. Hung up - Madonna
13. 463 - Buck 65
14. Judy is a Punk - The Ramones
15. The Laws have Changed - The New Pornographers
16. Portland, Oregon - Loretta Lynn feat. Jack White
17. Suzanne - Leonard Cohen
18. The Card Cheat - The Clash
19. Canadian Railroad Trilogy - Gordon Lightfoot
20. Boys in the Bright White Sports Car - Trooper
21. Mandy - Barry Manilow
22. Let's Get Together - Al Green
23. Mickey - Toni Basil
24. Bodies - Drowning Pool
25. Folson Prison Blues - Johnny Cash
26. Bawitaba - Kid Rock
27. Losing Grip - Avril Lavigne
28. City of New Orleans - Arlo Guthrie
29. Pump it - Black Eye Peas
30. Lonely Old Eyes - Neko Case
31. Immigrant Song - Led Zepplin
32. Philadelphia Freedom - Elton John
33. Don't Walk Away Eileen - Sam Roberts
34. Bring the Noise - Public Enemy & Anthrax
The Hek
TAC-EP8
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Babe Ruth's Canadian Connection
The Babe was playing for the International League's Providence Grays which, were affiliated with the Boston Red Sox. The Grays were playing a double header against the baseball Maple Leafs and Ruth was slated to pitch in the first game. Not only did his team win 9-0 but, Ruth helped his own cause by belting a three-run shot in the sixth inning. The baseball probably now lies somewhere on the bottom of Lake Ontario.
But that's not where Ruth's connection with Canada ends. Apparently, the man who taught him how to play baseball (a priest at a boarding school Ruth grew up in) was Canadian; Ruth's first wife came from Nova Scotia; and, Ruth loved to go hunting in the Maritimes.
How about that? An American legend has roots right here in Canada.
The Hek
-Be sure to check out Episode Eight of the Audio Circus Podcast-
Monday, September 04, 2006
It Still Hasn't Hit Me
For the first time in four years, I spent the day in Toronto. Usually, I'm settling in at Carleton. In fact, last year at this time, I was sitting on the steps of the Supreme Court of Canada writing poetry. Perhaps this whole "being out of school" idea is never going to have an impact.
When I was at the Blue Jays game today (and getting a free air show along with a 4-3 victory), it never occurred to me that school was starting tomorrow. To be honest, I've been anticipating my "school-less" future since the start of school last year. I've been ready for it so much that I'm starting to think it was simply a smooth transition.
But let's see how I feel in a few weeks.
The Hek
-Check out Episode 8 of the Audio Circus-
Friday, September 01, 2006
Don't Try This At Home
To celebrate, here is something that is completely uncalled for. I must admit, I do want to try this on someone.
Have a great long weekend.
The Hek
Thursday, August 31, 2006
R.I.P Ottawa Lynx
The Ottawa Lynx are a Minor League Baseball team that compete in the International League. They began play in 1993 and won the IL championship in 1995. During the last 13 seasons, the Lynx have been affiliated with three Major League teams. In 2007, they will become affiliated with the Philadelphia Phillies. Currently, they are part of the Baltimore Orioles farm system. However, they will mostly be remembered as the Triple-A affiliate for the Montreal Expos. During their association with the Expos, Ottawa fans got to see future stars such as José Vidro, Matt Stairs and Javier Vazquez.
The Lynx were once very popular but the over the last few years, attendance and interest have dropped significantly. It's so bad that the Lynx have the worst attendancee record in the entire minor league system (and that's covering a number of levels and leagues). There has always been talk about the Lynx leaving Ottawa; and now, it will happen next year.
Following the 2007 season, the Lynx will be relocated to Allentown, Pennsylvania. It's no surprise to those who live in Ottawa. Having lived there, I can tell you that no one will even notice.
So why did professional baseball ultimately fail in Ottawa? When the Lynx started, Ottawa was considered as a "minor league" town. The Senators were just getting started, the CFL's Rough Riders were just abysmal, and the most successful teams were the Junior hockey clubs; the 67s and the Hull Olympique. Since then, the pro sports scene in Ottawa has changed. The city is slowly becoming a "major league" town. This is due in large part to the Senators and the success they have had. In any major league town, minor sports will never succeedd. For example, look at Toronto's hockey structure. The Maple Leafs always sell out while the Majors, Ice Dogs, Battalion and Marlies can barley get any fans. Now combine this idea with some recent poor seasons by the Lynx, and the fans just stopped coming.
So now that the end is near, I hope that the citizens of Ottawa will at least come out just to enjoy the benefits of a baseball game during a summer day or night. Once the Lynx leave, they won't be able to find something like that again.
The Hek
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Watch This Show!
It airs on CBC at different times so check the local listings.
The concept: Every week, two best friends have competitions with each other. At the end of the show, the loser of the competition has to do something humiliating.
What is amazing is the great lengths these two will go to win the weekly competition.
Check it out.
The Hek
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Fill in The Blanks......again!
2. J.K Rowling is a ___________ writer.
3. The team to beat in the NFL this year is the ______________
4. My dream car would be _________________
5. The best age for someone to get married is _________________
6. The best song ever recorded by Public Enemy is_______________
7. Carrots are ________ for you
8. I am _______ for Jackass 2
9. The one novel everyone should read is________________
10. Beta was a ________ idea
Thanks for filling in the blanks and be sure to catch Episode Seven of the Audio Circus.
The Hek
Monday, August 28, 2006
The Last Days of Summer
Ever since I graduated from Carleton, many people have inundated me with the same question:
"Now that you're finished University, what are you going to do now?"
Every time I'm asked this, I feel this immense pressure to come up with this clear, concise answer or else people are going to think I won't be able to handle the "real world."
The truth is that I really don't know what will happen now. Obviously, I'm looking for a job in the media. However, I don't know when, where or how this is all going to happen. Anything is possible and anything can happen.
Now that I've given the answer in a public forum, I hope that the questioning will stop. Believe me when I tell you that it is important to have patience. Also, when something does occur, I'll let you all know about it.
The Hek
-Check out Episode Seven of The Audio Circus podcast-
Saturday, August 26, 2006
NEWS: WWE Releases Kurt Angle
If he can get his life back in order, you can expect him to be back in wrestling (hopefully, with a lighter schedule) within six months to a year. That is of course, if Angle actually takes time to straighten things out.
The Hek
Friday, August 25, 2006
'Suvivor' Plays the Race Card
If the goal of Mark Burnett was to get attention for the new season, then by all accounts, he has succeeded. But let's face it: If anything "racially charged" occurs, you can bet that CBS will make sure it doesn't go to air. Basically, the concept is just to get notice while that actual episodes, will be very controlled for fear of losing sponsors.
Still, after years of witnessing how dividing races can lead to problems such as a Civil War, Burnett could have come up with something better. For example, why not make teams based on nationality. You could have a Team Canada, Team USA, or Team Mexico. It doesn't have to be countries. Teams could also be divided by states or areas of the U.S. (Midwest, North, South, Westcoast, Eastcoast, etc). If it was done that way, audiences would tune in and cheer on their team. It would be a sense of national or state pride.
Regardless, I'm still not watching the program.
The Hek
Thursday, August 24, 2006
Bring Back the CBC Butterfly
Believe it or not, in the 1960's, the CBC's logo was not the "circle shaped thing" we have today. Instead, it was a rainbow butterfly. It was created to advertise the fact that CBC was broadcasting in colour.
There were those who felt that the butterfly was too similar to the NBC peacock. Personally, I think it was just a coincidence.
Regardless, both butterfly and peacock are clearly better then what ABC had.
In the 1980's, the BBC had a neat way of coming up with filler between programs. A clock, a voice over, a neat graphic, and light music. It was perfect if you were settling down or, needed a bathroom break.
Finally, a PBS id from the early 70's. Not as advanced as what they have now but, straight, simple and to the point.
The Hek
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
DX vs. nWo?!

The Hek
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Billy's Birthday

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Check out Episode Six of The Audio Circus
Monday, August 21, 2006
Watch It or Avoid It
What to Watch:
El Mariachi (1992) directed by Robert Rodriguez; a perfect balance of artistic and commercial merit.
Waking Ned Devine (1998) directed by Kurt Jones; a fun little comedy which shows the "positive side" of fraud.
What to Avoid:
Well.......this film (taken from Mirrorstone's Reflections). I don't think the director even read the original script.
The Hek
Be sure to check out Episode Six of The Audio Circus Podcast
Friday, August 18, 2006
10 Weeks later.....
Now, I've held this job for the last six years and its paid a good chunk of the University bill. But, its not what I want to do in life and I'm crossing my fingers I don't have to go back there for a seventh year. To be honest, I'd rather be unemployed then work another ten weeks, next year.
So starting Monday, the job search fully resumes. My main goal next week, is to find a temp agency that specializes in media related jobs. Of course, I'll also be applying to as many jobs as I can. By the way, for those keeping track at home, I've applied to 25 jobs and have only had one application that actually got a response.
Honward Oh!
Whoops. I mean, Onward Ho!
The Hek
Thursday, August 17, 2006
Blue Jays trade Eric Hinske to the Red Sox
Granted, Hinske is not a huge loss for Toronto. However, let's review the transaction:
The Jays give up a player for practically nothing, to a division rival no less.
Alright, let's see where this goes.
The Hek
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Name That Planet
In the meantime, the question as to what to name these new planets, has become a hot topic with some. One astronomer has suggested that one of the new planets be named "Xena," after the warrior princess.
I don't agree with Xena but, I do agree we should name the planets after television characters. Besides, Greek gods and goddesses are so "yesterday."
Having said that, here are my suggestions:
Planet Springer
Planet Colbert
Planet Stratus
I think I'm on to something.
The Hek
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
When Debates Get Personal
Be sure to watch it in its entirety. All I have to say, is know when to draw the line when you make fun of people's weight.
Click here to watch the clip
The Hek
Monday, August 14, 2006
Canadian universities refuse to participate in Maclean's school ranking
Every year when the rankings came out, the administration at Carleton would always be on the defensive. In fact, there was one year when the school's president sent an e-mail to every single student, urging them to ignore what Maclean's had reported. Frankly, no one on the campus (except for the editors of the student newspaper) really cared about the rankings. What's really odd is that Ottawa U which, usually tended to get good marks, has stated that they will not take part; while Carleton, is still part of the survey.
In all honesty, I never considered the Maclean's rankings when it came to time to choose a school. The fact of the matter is that each school, provides their programs differently. Some schools focus more on the sciences while others, focus more on the arts. Considering the source of the data (i.e. random students), should be enough reason for people to be a little skeptical of the results. One student's experience is going to be different then any other student.
To be fair, Maclean's did make a good effort in helping young people make a tough decision. However, there were some factors that were not even considered and some, that should not have even been included.
The Hek
Friday, August 11, 2006
Old Time Radio Network
The sound is not that great but, the programs are creative and entertaining.
Have a good weekend.
The Hek
Thursday, August 10, 2006
Battle of The Titans: RACCOON RAMPAGE
Introducing first; from the Canadian forest......
And their opponents; hailing from the land of the rising sun.....
80's Canadian Cartoon vs. Pom Poko
The Hek
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
Fill In The Blanks
The best song to listen to while driving is____________
If I was given the choice of Labbat or Molson, I would choose___________
Stephen Harper is a ___________ Prime Minister - (Be nice.)
The next time the Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup, will be in the year__________
Braveheart was a __________film
The best Star Wars film was_______________
The best city in Canada is____________
I can do ___________ cartwheels in a row
You do the hokey-pokey and_____________
The Hek
Monday, August 07, 2006
Death From Above 1979 announce split
DFA1979 had a unique sound and created a pretty good following for themselves. In a world where many radio stations fulfill their CanCon requirements by playing nothing but Bryan Adams, Shania, Celine and the Hip, DFA1979 proved to skeptics that Canadian music can be fresh and creative.
When a band splits there are both positives and negatives. The positive side is that the band ended without losing any popularity or dare I say it (and this term is overused), selling out. The negative side is that there won't be anymore DFA1979.
-Be sure to catch Episode Four of The Audio Circus-
The Hek
Saturday, August 05, 2006
Sweet Tunes
Today, he's playing his favourite Billboard Number One hits. Check out this awesome playlist:
True Colours - Cyndi Lauper
Seasons in The Sun - Terry Jacks
Dancing Queen - Abba
Jive Talkin' - The Bee Gees
Will It Go Round in Circles - Billy Preston
And that's just the first hour.
Here's two things I learnt from the show:
1. Seasons in The Sun was a song originally intended for The Beach Boys. It was recorded by the band but never released. So Terry Jacks released his own version and it went right to the top.
2. You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet was just a "work song" that Randy Bachman did as a way to keep his skills sharp. When the manager of the record label heard it by sheer accident, he demanded that Bachman put the song on BTO's next album and have it released as a single. Bachman reluctantly agreed and figured that BTO would turn into a laughing stock. In his opinion, the song was of poor quality. In the end, the song rose to number one and became a classic.
The Hek
Friday, August 04, 2006
Jockey suspended for head-butt
Next time it happens to you, don't act out your frustration like jockey, Paul O'Neil.
When I first heard about the story, I thought the article was referring to the former New York Yankees' right fielder which made no sense given that the guy was close to six feet. However, the baseball O'Neil did have a bit of a temper. But I doubt he took it this far.
(For the full story, click on the title.)
The Hek
Thursday, August 03, 2006
Wear your Red on Friday
However, in light of the four Canadians who lost their lives in Afghanistan today, I would ask that we all wear a little red on Friday. It will show our support to the men and women who sacrifice their lives so that one day, we can all live in a world of peace and harmony.
(If you respectfully choose not to, that's alright.)
The Hek
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Go Canada Podcasts
Check out the page for The Audio Circus.
Now comes the part where I plan to send off some promo e-mails. If you already listen, I apologize for taking up space in your inbox.
The Hek